Tweekervision

When two or more meth heads are so high that they all see the same imaginary hallucination(s).

Tweeker #1: "What the fuck is that?"
Tweeker #2: "Dude, are you talking about the huge flamingo blocking 4 lanes of traffic?"
Tweeker #1: " Hell yeah, but I thought flamingos were pink?"
Tweeker #2: " Apparently, them fuckers are..."
Tweeker #1 & Tweeker #2: "BLUE WITH PURPLE POLKA DOTS"
Tweeker #2: "Damn, I guess you do learn something new everyday!"
Tweeker #3: "Shit, I am just relieved that I wasn't the only one that thought those ugly ass birds were pink..."
Innocent Bystander: "Next time say no to drugs, sounds like y'all suffering from Tweekervision"

by heatedpoet July 9, 2016

tweeker hidy-hole

The secret place a tweeker hides their meth and or paraphernalia.

Guy #1: "What the hell is this pipe and baggies doing inside this pair of socks?"
Guy #2: "Man, you must of found your mom's tweeker hidy-hole!"

by heatedpoet July 9, 2016

Tweekinese

noun | tweek∙ê∙neez

; The random gibberish often heard from a tweeker when entering or coming out of deep sleep following an extended episode of tweeking.

Just before he fell out, Clyde was speaking tweekinese again. This time he said "all I remember was a clown, a broomstick. and this empty bottle of Ruffies."

by Methican January 29, 2017

tweekertime

a very long span of very long waiting period because of a poorly guessed waiting time.

crystal beth told me to wait here fir five min but her timezone must be tweekertime cause its been three hours now

by Random Graves September 3, 2017

tweekerastoner

someone who gets high on 420 and T.

that guy is an total tweekerastoner he likes to party a lot.

by ATOM B October 7, 2017

tweekanizing

(Tweek-an-eye-zing) Tweeking and organizing at the same time, multi-tasking like a champ!

Sorry i didnt answer your text right away, i was tweekanizing my craft area!

by clumzey March 5, 2018

Tweekers

people in your local wallmart on crack and doing weird shit so dont do it or you find out that you a bought a off brand of frosted flakes and veggie oil for no reason so dont go to wallmart on something.

tweekers are just bad people who do crack and their dumd

by #why the fuck you lying August 21, 2018