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tweekanese

noun:
a) a repetitive and broken language spoken by a crack head/speed freak who is high, sleep deprived and famished.
"God DAMN... slow down! I don't speak Tweekanese."
tweekanese by Allen Mathews July 1, 2005

tweakanese 

n.

the official language of those under the influence of methamfriendofmine and the mumbly book is the official reference to end disputes and confuckulation amongst the twakked.
My pekinese speaks tweakanese when i get home spun ducky culo and we have the most meaningful conversations and then we caninicate all day until the tree people flatulate.

Tweakenese 

Sorry pal I don't speak Tweakenese.
Tweakenese by MistressP13 October 15, 2015

Tweekanesia

Being so spun on crystal meth that you constantly keep forgetting the one thing that needs to be accomplished
I think Jamie forgot to pick me up, she's definitely suffering from tweekanesia
Tweekanesia by Natedogg1313 October 2, 2016

tweekenese 

a language spoken by a true tweeker after too many all nighters and a case of beer.
its nearly impossible to figure out what he saying when he speaks tweekenese like that.
tweekenese by wildchild17 March 23, 2011

tweakinese

A language that is used by meth-heads that can't be understood by anyone
Man I couldnt understand nothing that john was saying he was speaking that tweakinese
tweakinese by Turtletoes May 23, 2018
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