toiletbaby

A miscarried baby fetus found in the toilet of an unhappy mother. Can be either retrieved by animal control (225- 774-7700) or flushed depending on ones plumbing.

Bethy and George had a long-distance relationship because Bethy lived in Texas and George lived in Canada but they still managed to keep the relationship going for about 3 years without a problem, but when they ran into their first relationship problem they both agreed that the long-distance thing made it too difficult to resolve the issue and thus decided to end it, resulting in Bethy going out to clubs and whatnot and meeting a new man named Drew who took her to his place and got her pregnant, and they were very happy with this and bought a large quantity of baby products and had a baby shower but unfortunately Bethy had recently taken to drinking and smoking despite her doctor's advice not to and thus had a miscarriage which she discovered when she was on the toilet one night after a long day of clubbing but she was too grossed out by the fetus to take it out of the toilet and so she called Animal Control to remove the toiletbaby.

by Spiderwoman and Sir Sloth Boy August 13, 2010

magic toilet paper roll

a toilet paper roll that never ends

Bob- check it out, I got a new toilet paper roll
Eric- Check it out, I got a MAGIC toilet paper roll

by someone_you_dont_know May 18, 2007

toilet

something you flush things down.

Who smoked my toilet?

by bread infection January 2, 2006

Toilet Duck

A toilet bowl cleaning product with a duck shaped head.

"They stole that Toilet Duck idea from me, you know. In my original sketches, I had it as a goat."

by signull June 21, 2006

your flag is my toilet paper

No matter who you are or where you are in the world,

your flag is my toilet paper

by I hate you all June 29, 2004

Female Toilet

A term used to describe a woman who enjoys having body excretions on her body.

Alternative: Walking Toilet

God, Rick, you do know Susie is a female toilet?

by Michael O. November 20, 2004

toilet paper bunnies

when a girl goes to the bathroom an wipes and the lent from the toilet paper builds up down there.

I have to go wash up before we have sex to get rid of the toilet paper bunnies.

by ShannonP January 25, 2008