takes away from the table

Somebody you know who is so worthless that the maintenance of their acquaintance cannot possibly be justified.

Antonym of bring to the table, as in somebody who's existence is beneficial to society, as opposed to someone who drains the communal lifeforce from the world.

<Pointing at a serial killer/pederast/shitty president> That guy right there, he's such a douchebag, he actually takes away from the table.

by yoJERraps! September 21, 2008

Booking a table at dominos

The act of ringing a takeaway establishment to make your order 15 minutes before you arrive to ensure you don't have to wait for your order

"Booking a table at dominos saved us waiting at the counter for our food like chumps"

by rudeboysq June 12, 2009

Da Cool Kidz Table

A cyber meeting place for geeks who spend endless hours in front of their computers and invite similar minded people to join them at their virtual table where they chat about inane topics.

OMG, I ust got invited to the join Da Cool Kidz Table. After all the time I've spent zoing, it's about time. I finally earned my virtual wings.

by copyright2011 July 17, 2010

File Allocation Table

A file allocation table (FAT) is a file system developed for hard drives that originally used 12 or 16 bits for each cluster entry into the file allocation table. It is used by the operating system (OS) to manage files on hard drives and other computer systems.

-www.techopedia.com

MS-DOS is ment to be installed on to a partition with the File Allocation Table

by xxxman360 June 24, 2017

Pling Plong Table

Pling Plong Table is the Roomieofficial definition of Piano.

You play it like you would a piano

Would you like to learn how to play the Pling Plong Table.

by ZJRB February 1, 2021

jew high table

The jew high table refers to both an elite council of jews as well as the table they meet at itself, the identity and location of which, respectfully, is completely unknown to the public. Positioned at the very top of the world's shadow government, it operates solely through puppet organizations, namely the Illuminati, the UN, the EU, and every major world government. Many of its operations are kept completely secret to the public despite this, such as their operations on the Moon, which was hollowed out to build massive jew mind control frequency broadcasting infrastructure in the 1980's.

The jew high table's decision is unanimous; Post Malone will be dead by the end of the year.

by DeafMilk August 2, 2021

GTKT (Goats of The Knight Table)

The official Shadow Council of Spellbreak that is responsible for maintaining the good that remains amongst the Breakers in the Hollowlands.

GTKT (Goats of The Knight Table) are the Breakers responsible for the return of the Blink rune!

by nikku_uwu November 14, 2019