Hop on Shrek the Third

A term used to denote the action of pouring mud into a woman's pussy. Often used by women during lesbian sex.

Helen: "look out jenny! I'm about to hop on shrek the third!"
Jenny: "oh yeah! pour it good!"

by UltimateKeyboard May 3, 2022

THIRD RAIL

The term THIRD RAIL commonly is a low pro way of refferancing one's Cock, mostly used when talking directly to or within ear shot of some bitches. Can be used to insult, make fun of with out them really catching on, or as a little bit of "verbal bling" while telling a story.

"sup, you ladies down with the trird rail or what?"

"third rail clothing co."

by JOSH motherfuckin ALLEN February 15, 2009

Third wheel

Someone who constantly hangs out with either partner of a couple individually and gets pissy when the couple don't want them there they tend to follow around litterally everywhere that couple goes and never learns to just *fuck off* and get their own partner
they are common for Hetero and Homo couples and are the most annyoing thin ever

Person1:We should get some food on Thursday
Person2:Yeah that sounds good
third wheel: Omg yess I love getting food guys We should get Burger King

by Anonaman May 5, 2019

Thirdie

A selfie that was taken from the side. It looks like someone else shot the photo.

Look at this Thirdie. He better gets some friends.

by Jonas Platin February 6, 2018

cover third base

the act of occupying ugly friend of guy your friend is trying to get on

Hey, Cat, ya wanna cover third base for me while I hook this dude?

by Katy! July 20, 2002

Newton's Third Law

When you're running and you can feel your penis flapping around.

No dude, I don't wanna run today - newton's third law always gets me...

by flagellum_mayor January 27, 2013

thimble

A kiss

"She says if you try to give me another thimble, she'll kill you" - Peter Pan, on Tinkerbell being a bitch

by Thegreatnick November 2, 2008