Shank Rape

The process of shanking, or stabbing, a person, and then raping the wound of said person.

Con 1 pulled out his shank, stabbed con 2 and then had sex with his injury, thus resulting in shank rape.

Con2: You just got cum in my blood!
Con1: You got blood, in my cum!

by Baconman124 May 1, 2010

Shimmy Shank

Messing around. Joking around. In great dis-belief, craziness.

That boy is a Shimmy Shank.
Stop Shimmy Shankin' around!
You have got to be Shimmy Shankin' me!

by Dave25 September 23, 2009

spankathon

A marathon masturbation session.

Tonight's spankathon is brought to you in part by the makers of KY, and the good people at Barely Legal. With funding in part by the Kleenex corporation.

by Mr. Softey February 4, 2009

spanktank

The reserve of sexual images or thoughts used for masturbation. Similar to a gas tank, but imaginary and naughty.

"Did you see that girl's tits?"
"Oh yeah! That's some definite fuel for the spanktank."

by Stumanji September 1, 2010

spankytard

spankytards trump followers

all of the spankytards love spanky's invasion of syria

by LiberalAvenger April 16, 2018

Hanky panky spanky janky

Casually used to define a piece of bread, preferably before toasting and the paler the colour, the better the hanky panky spanky janky tastes.

VIVIENNE:

"WOW! That hanky panky spanky janky tasted impeccable! For extra flavour, i added my dead husbands pubic hairs, tasted juicy and crunchy and delightful!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jess the tank engine April 29, 2020

scankle

The calves and ankles that have fused into two thick tree stump like legs of a dirty whore.

hey ho, put on some jeans and cover up those scankles.

by 3M TA3 November 7, 2003