shattered lava lamp

Clapped/ cooked/ ugly

Damn that girl built like a shattered lava lamp

by Urmomsfavourit3 May 19, 2024

scutter buckett

A Person with low standards who will allow any man the opportunity to ejaculate into their mouth. Or allow someone to come down another's throat.

Most porno starts are scutter bucketts

by Stabie Stabie December 2, 2024

schütteres Rohr

Impotenz. Gemeint ist Impotenz.
Kurzfristige, nach zuviel Sex & Drogen, oder medizinische.
Genau so wie schütteres Haar das Gegenteil von vollem Haar ist.

Sie: Besorgst du’s mir nochmal?
Er: Tut mir Leid… Ich bin total platt von Gestern… Ich hab schütteres Rohr. :(

by Evi1M4chine January 10, 2025

Shattering the porcelain throne

Pooping so hard you shatter your toilet
Used in a joking manner

I just spent an hour shattering the porcelain throne 😭 or I just shattered my porcelain throne

by theduchess22 February 1, 2025

Shattle

High speed flying projectile-like fragment of feces. Space shattle would apply if the fragment is above 100km ASL (Kármán line)

Marco farted and a shattle flew just past me

by LuiS0ares March 5, 2025

Scuttery Brains

Just pure dung skee wa

"aw he's pure scuttery brains"

by Sean D Kelly March 13, 2025

Scutters

a very bad case of diarrhea

« oh my god, Sam has scutters and it’s all up the wall! »

by Janet Wilson February 16, 2026