Callie shower

When a girl squirts in your face

Dude, that girl gave me a Callie shower

by bigBALLS1558 February 4, 2015

pussy shower

To get showered with a girls pussy and have her love juices splash and squirt all over you.

I was sucking my girlfriends pussy last night and I was getting a pussy shower all over my face as she came over and over again!

by paulmor909 November 11, 2013

Bathory Shower

When you walk in on your menstruating friend riding the shit out of some dudes dick and you get sprayed in the face with her period blood due to the pressure being induced by her furious pumping.

-Holy shit did you just kill somebody?
-Hell no I just walked in on Tessa banging Troy and got a Bathory Shower.

by treesap83 August 5, 2015

sideline shower

When the shitty plumbing of your building causes the shower to only work at two temperatures: "boiling fucking hot" and "dick shriveling cold," causing you to have to stand to the side of the water stream and touch it really quickly just to clean yourself.

Fuck this seedy motel, the water is so god damn piss ass cold, I have to take a sideline shower unless I want my dick to shrivel up like a raisin.

by dudetagged September 25, 2009

shower jellies

When you jack off in the shower and your nut turns to a little sticky jelly type substance.

what took so long in the shower babe? Fucking trying to rinse off all them shower jellies.

by K-fuss1 July 11, 2016

Scouse Shower

Scouse Shower (n)

When in a rush in the morning and you dont have time to have a real shower, you just spray on some deodorant.

"I didn't have time to have a shower when i left Tara's this morning, so i grabbed a quick "Scouse Shower" until i get home.

by rumpire June 3, 2005

german shower

When you take a shit of a lifetime and someone goes in to take a shower after you have done the deed.

Carlos: Just german showered this girl that I fucked last night.
Kevin: Not cool dude, not cool.

by Poondog June 24, 2015