Spider Hiney

Itchy ass. What happens when you insufficiently wipe your dirty buttocks. The itch feels like you have tiny little spiders running inside your hiney hole.

"Dude, get your hand out of your ass!"
"Sorry, I can't. I've got massive spider hiney."
"Ewwww...."

by Purple Helmet September 23, 2005

spider porn

Pornographic material dealing with spiders and/or people/spiders/etc. It is most commonly seen being viewed by mewg/m00g/or m00gzipie (or any other combination) and they tend to get very defensive if bothered.

Friend: Hey m00g what yew dewin??
M00G:Lewking at spider porn!! Leave me alone! *shoots webbing*

by TheHoFrumPa July 27, 2008

spiderman dat hoe

a sexual act similar to superman dat hoe. When your woman wont get down with you, you wait until she is asleep and cum in her hand. Then, stick her hand someplace: her face, the pillow, the bedside table, etc. When she wakes up, she'll seem like spiderman!

she wouldn't put out, so i had to spiderman dat hoe last night. bitch woke up with the alarm clock stuck to her hand!

by Colin K November 21, 2007

spider loc

probly the coolest g-unit member and he is definetly hardcore

that nigga spider loc is da shit

by ß¡¬¬¥ June 4, 2005

Spider

A convertible, usually of the make of Ferrari or Porsche.

Ferrari convertibles include the F355 Spider and the 360 Spider.

Porsche convertibles include the 550 Spyder.

by EJL March 14, 2004

Spider man

Where a guy is going at it and right when he is about to cums he cums in his hand and throws it in the girl/guys face and says "Go web!"

She got pissed when i did the spider man.

by Froseph89 February 15, 2009

The Spider

A contraption made from a huge water jug with 8 dildos coming off of it. It is used to pleasure random homosexuals. One person is required to hold it.

Alex pissed into the spider and the eight kids sucked on eight fake dicks all night long. They also chugged down gallons of piss.

by SJHS BOI February 2, 2005