secretive crust

the crusty goop that lies within the anus cheeks of a dirty mexican. its secretive because nobody talks about the crust.

girl, i was in the middle of fucking him and i realized he had some secretive crust all up in his ass.

by uncapher25 March 24, 2012

secretagent bob

Looks like Conan O' Brien

secretagent bob is Conan O' Brien.

by dot dot dot July 27, 2004

Secret squirrel

Any sort of code, lingo, abbreviations, languages, sign language, riddles, looks, etc that isn’t known by one or more in the conversation (usually ashley)

“Hey bro you wanna smoke some tree?!”

Secret squirrel- what’s tree?!

by seven sins 88 June 11, 2018

Sexret

N. Sex-ret : A secret that involves sex

"STOP BEING SO HOMOSEX YOU ARE REVEALING ALL YOUR FATHERS SEXRETS"

"I have a sexret. I am homosex and I did it with that one guy."

"Don't tell anyone I did her sister on the side, that's my little sexret."

"I'M SORRY, I SHOULDN'T HAVE KEPT THIS SEXRET FROM YOU, BUT I SLEPT WITH OUR STEPMOTHER AND THAT'S WHY DAD DROWNED HIMSELF."

by liqvidsuneku May 6, 2010

SECRETISM

Something that must be kept secret between two people. Usually the consequences of the secret being released would result in the death or the spoiled reputations of the two people.

- I made sure that Maggie would keep our baby a secretism until we knew what we were going to do.

- Somebody somehow hacked into our instant messenger conversation and revealed our secretisms to the public... POP (gunfire, suicide).

by warnurrrrr May 11, 2007

Secretary

That work position that bosses get sued for having sex with.

"What's that work position that bosses get sued for having sex with?"

"the secretary"

by grench victe October 20, 2012

Secret Boog

When a weird person doesn't mind the fact that he/she picks their nose in front of everyone, but they only expect a small dry booger to come out. This is untrue, when in fact there is a long slimy booger attached to that dry one that just seems to never end and keeps on coming out until the person does a quick flinging motion that hits anyone within a 10 foot radius.

"We were sitting by the water cooler and Tod had a secret boog...landed right in my water. Never again.."

by sonicfast June 2, 2007