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3 second rule

n. A rule in which applies that after you spot a woman you would like to meet or notice a woman is giving you eye contact, you immediately approach her within 3 seconds to prevent any bad thoughts or limiting beliefs (excuses) from holding you back.
I was at a club and I noticed that girl checking me out, I gave her the 3 second rule ..1..2..3, then asked her for a female opinion on something.
by Markee Mark May 25, 2007
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security forces

These people are a select group of high speed individuals. Their work is comparable to hell on earth. Can solve almost any problem. Their gear is tactically aquired and top of the line. Not to be confused with Sec Fo.
So I heard Security Forces made a giant snow dick ouside.
by ToboeRain December 20, 2016
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Secret Santa Sex

When a group of friends or co-workers draw names out of a hat to decide who has sex with whom at the Christmas party.
I was hoping to draw Susie from accounting for my Secret Santa Sex but I drew Pat from shipping instead. I hope Pat's a girl.
by Gearls December 24, 2008
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second last

the shittiest bunch of shits who ever shat out a shit
Second Last is a band made up of a couple of retards who think that by covering Green Day (and forgetting the lyrics) that they're punk.
by :I November 23, 2004
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Jailhouse C-section

The act of being anally raped by a large black penis in prison. -Adam of LagTV
When Steven went to jail, he got a Jailhouse C-Section from Big Bubba.
by LAGTV Fan #1 November 3, 2012
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Secret Squirrel

A cue from an old cartoon show that was a parody of the spy genre; one of the characters was a squirrel spy. Originally meant to refer to someone working in covert operations or intelligence (undercover police, CIA, military intelligence, etc).

It is now often used to refer to people who claim to have worked in the intelligence community in online forums and in person out of context with questionable veracity - ie potential/real poseurs/frauds.
Forum poster X - " I worked in intelligence for 5 years and served in special operations but my service history is completely classified."

Forum poster Y -" Oh great, another secret squirrel."
by Panzer88 June 24, 2010
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Sound Tribe Sector 9

A completely instrumental/electrical band based out of Santa Cruz. Quite possibly the best live band ever. Notable cds Include Interplanetary Escape Vehicle, Artifact, and the most recent Peaceblaster. To most listeners it can be abbreviated to STS9.
Sound Tribe Sector 9 has been known for their live performances and laser light shows
by Stine09 August 21, 2009
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