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suck my toes 

A phrase given to those who aren't worth "Suck my ass" or "suck my dick"
Liz you can "suck my toes"
"shut up Jacob" as she runs away

Suck a Dick Wednesday 

A term coined by the uber popular podcast - Keith and the Girl. Refering to when a fan of their show wears one of their t-shirts on Wednesday, they are supposed to get a blow job from friends or strangers.
Hey what day is it?

Well it is Suck a Dick Wednesday, hey is that a Keith and the Girl shirt you are wearing?

Yes it is!!!
Suck a Dick Wednesday by Rob Walch September 10, 2008

suck face 

hardcore making out. Lots of tongue action
He likes to suck face with his lady friends
suck face by Adam August 10, 2004

Suck on these Chinese Nuts

the greatest insult in the world, especially when it is said by someone with mental deficiencies and a strangly high voice
"hey Timmy, your retarded."
"SUCK ON THESE CHINESE NUTS!!"

Trojan Socks 

When someone's socks are rolled down near their ankles, forming what unequivocally reminds you of a new condom, you say that the person is wearing Trojan socks...
Dude 1: "Look at that cute girl going into the gym"
Dude 2: "Too bad she's wearing Trojan socks..."
Dude 1: "True! She looks like out of the 80's!"
Trojan Socks by Chutamero July 10, 2010

suck a mean cock 

To orally rock a guys world.
George: Yo Max, I hear Kelly can suck a mean cock!
Max: No shit, I was at her house last night!!!
suck a mean cock by c.dizzle January 10, 2008