Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise

lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex

Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!

by MAYONNAISE RUBBER 69 June 11, 2018

Tickle Rub

Vallejo slang for a fat sob to get his dick rub then get a steeler tournament in you beneath sand nigger

Tickle rub....what’s up nigga

by Tasthlai August 6, 2021

Tonic rub

When you rub carbonated liquid on your partners body

She and I decided to try the tonic rub

by Chad stephens December 11, 2020

Indian Cat Rub

Choosing to rub a cat exclusively with your left hand, reserving the right hand for touching everything else. Mainly useful for people avoiding allergies.

You're allergic to cats? Try out the indian cat rub!

by alpacasaurusrex April 11, 2015

Round Rubbing

Depending upon context, it is either (1) The lesbian equivalent of circlejerk, or (2) the lesbian equivalent of circle jerkle

The all girls camp was a mess! The counselors walked in on a round rubbing!

by Dr. Sigmond Freud April 20, 2020

Road Rubbing

The act of pleasuring oneself while travelling in a car or similar vehicle

"You feel like road rubbing on the way home?"

by Ironwolf226 December 2, 2013

Mild dry rub

Opposite of "hot sauce" indicating the presence of an STD causing ones genitalia to burn during urination when infected.

Unless you want your sausage to be covered in the"sauce" you don't really want to fuck Devilla. Nancy on the other hand is like mild dry rub, just as flavorful but without the after burn.

by Hidden truth is a lie November 19, 2023