A sexual act in which two lovers use sweet syrup or whipped cream as lube for anal sex. After completion, the recipient of the semen then defecates the semen into a small bowl to be spread as icing on a pastry for both of them to enjoy.
I hooked up with a tranny in San Juan in college, he gave me a Puerto Rican Pound Cake along with herpes.
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Puritanism
(noun) – 2025 far-right ideology.
The absolute, zero-compromise belief that modern society is terminally poisoned by degeneracy and the only cure is its total, ruthless eradication followed by the building of a pure, ordered, high-trust civilisation built on strength, family, faith, and blood.
Puritanism is the uncompromising ideology that stands on the Seven Pillars of Purity alone. Everything we believe, everything we demand, and everything we are willing to do flows directly from these seven non-negotiable foundations:
1. Purity of Blood – No invaders, no replacement, borders as iron walls.
2. Purity of Body – No porn, no mutilation, no child transition, no weakness.
3. Purity of Family – Man and woman, mothers honoured, fathers restored, 3 children the minimum.
4. Purity of Law – Death for pedophiles and traitors, execution, one law, iron order.
5. Purity of Faith – Christian moral order, mosques closed, sharia banned.
6. Purity of Economy – Usury is sin, debt jubilee, homes for families, not parasites.
7. Purity of Will – Strength worshipped, weakness punished, loyalty absolute.
If it does not serve one of these pillars, it is not Puritanism.
You are either 100 % committed to the Seven Pillars or you are part of the rot.
(noun) – 2025 far-right ideology.
The absolute, zero-compromise belief that modern society is terminally poisoned by degeneracy and the only cure is its total, ruthless eradication followed by the building of a pure, ordered, high-trust civilisation built on strength, family, faith, and blood.
Puritanism is the uncompromising ideology that stands on the Seven Pillars of Purity alone. Everything we believe, everything we demand, and everything we are willing to do flows directly from these seven non-negotiable foundations:
1. Purity of Blood – No invaders, no replacement, borders as iron walls.
2. Purity of Body – No porn, no mutilation, no child transition, no weakness.
3. Purity of Family – Man and woman, mothers honoured, fathers restored, 3 children the minimum.
4. Purity of Law – Death for pedophiles and traitors, execution, one law, iron order.
5. Purity of Faith – Christian moral order, mosques closed, sharia banned.
6. Purity of Economy – Usury is sin, debt jubilee, homes for families, not parasites.
7. Purity of Will – Strength worshipped, weakness punished, loyalty absolute.
If it does not serve one of these pillars, it is not Puritanism.
You are either 100 % committed to the Seven Pillars or you are part of the rot.
Lib: “You can’t just ban pride parades and execute pedophiles, that’s extreme!”
Puritanism: “Yes we can. Watch.”
Puritanism: “Yes we can. Watch.”
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The total, zero-compromise belief that modern society is terminally poisoned by degeneracy and the only cure is its ruthless eradication followed by the rebuilding of a pure, ordered, high-trust civilisation built exclusively on the Seven Pillars of Purity:
1. Purity of Blood – No invaders, no replacement, borders as iron walls.
2. Purity of Body – No porn, no mutilation, no child transition, no weakness.
3. Purity of Family – Man + woman only, mothers honoured, fathers restored, three children minimum.
4. Purity of Law – Death for pedophiles and traitors, execution, iron order.
5. Purity of Faith – Christian moral order, mosques closed, sharia banned.
6. Purity of Economy – Usury is sin, debt jubilee, homes for families not parasites.
7. Purity of Will – Strength worshipped, weakness punished, loyalty absolute.
Everything we believe, everything we demand, everything we are willing to do flows directly from these seven non-negotiable foundations.
If it does not serve one of these pillars, it is not Puritanism.
There is no “Puritan-lite.”
There is no “socially right, fiscally left.”
There is no debate.
You either accept all seven without reservation, or you are still part of the rot.
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The total, zero-compromise belief that modern society is terminally poisoned by degeneracy and the only cure is its ruthless eradication followed by the rebuilding of a pure, ordered, high-trust civilisation built exclusively on the Seven Pillars of Purity:
1. Purity of Blood – No invaders, no replacement, borders as iron walls.
2. Purity of Body – No porn, no mutilation, no child transition, no weakness.
3. Purity of Family – Man + woman only, mothers honoured, fathers restored, three children minimum.
4. Purity of Law – Death for pedophiles and traitors, execution, iron order.
5. Purity of Faith – Christian moral order, mosques closed, sharia banned.
6. Purity of Economy – Usury is sin, debt jubilee, homes for families not parasites.
7. Purity of Will – Strength worshipped, weakness punished, loyalty absolute.
Everything we believe, everything we demand, everything we are willing to do flows directly from these seven non-negotiable foundations.
If it does not serve one of these pillars, it is not Puritanism.
There is no “Puritan-lite.”
There is no “socially right, fiscally left.”
There is no debate.
You either accept all seven without reservation, or you are still part of the rot.
P&P ✠7
Lib: “You can’t execute pedophiles and bulldoze mosques and ban pride parades, that’s extreme!”
Puritanism: “Yes we can. And we will.”
Puritanism: “Yes we can. And we will.”
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Girl 1: "omg chad gave me a puerto rican yo-yo last night and my tongue still hurts"
Girl 2: "dude.. tmi"
Girl 2: "dude.. tmi"
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The purrfect number in every country varies, depending on a number of factors like geography, social responsibility, and religious views towards the feline community.
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