Mall Pirate

Kids who are acutally Mall Rats starting to call themselves Mall Pirates. They usually bring a Mall Ninja into it. There is a war between Ninjas and Pirates that they like to exploit. It is strange.

See those kids at hot topic? They call themselves Mall Pirates.

by toee February 10, 2006

ass pirate

Ass pirates are known for plundering ass. They are the guys that you hate. They are usually chauchies and harbour a sick obsession with booty, fashion, Diesel Clothing, dance music, their hair, and showing man cleavage, and expensive beer. They are the scourge of rad people everywhere. Be warned for ass pirates are crafty and can pretend to be normal people. Look out for feigned interest in obvious popular culture. For example: Hiding their love of Enrique by pretending to like The Doors. Some famous ass pirates are Brown-Beard, Dirty Sanchez, and Shawn.
Note: Does not apply simply to gay dudes. Any guy you don't like can be an ass pirate.

Hey there's that Shawn guy! What an ass pirate!
Hey I hear that ass pirate Shawn sacked the Brown Pearl last night!
Dude: Hey what are you watching?
Ass Pirate: Fashion television.
Dude: You're an Ass Pirate!
Ass Pirate: (Brushes long, flowing hair out of fake 'n baked face)
Dude: Do up some more buttons on your shirt J-Lo!

by The Dude February 3, 2005

Dirty Pirate

A mixed drink containing 1 oz tequila (dirty), and rum (pirate).
Then half red bull half ginger-ale, topped of with a splash of lime juice.

A Dirty Pirate usually uses Jose Cuervo and Captain.

by Easybeat February 4, 2010

Butt Pirates

Little Pirrates that live in your ass and cause dingle berries

Butt Pirates are found in the Bahammas
ARRRR, shitzs ahoy toilet paper ahead

by Keebles September 28, 2005

butt pirate

1.Derogatory- A homosexual man

1. Elton John is a total butt pirate- ewwww

by [e-mail] April 10, 2006

portuguese pirate

when a man pulls out during sexual intercourse and deficates in the womans eye, the portuguese pirate usually resembles an eye patch. when the woman screems "ARRRRR" like a pirate it has been premormed correctly.

dude i pulled the portuguese pirate on some chick last night.

by Portopotty September 20, 2006

penetration pirate

one who searches for pleasure using one of their three genitals, inserting it into an orphesis of any shape as long as they reach their peak.

so i saw a man humping a garbage can the other day. i cant believe how many penetration pirates there are in this neighborhood.

by hose A March 12, 2008