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Party System

A way to classify and organize the people who affiliate with and surround you according to how you view them. The people are organized into these distinct parties:

First Party: Yourself ("I" am the first party)

Second Party: Close friends/ relatives who are a benefit to your overall well being

Third Party: Coincidental Characters, people who you do not know and are neither a benefit or a detriment to your overall well being

Fourth Party: Idiots. People that kinda- really piss you off, and thus deserve their own catagory

Fifth Party: Subhumans. People that are so freaking stupid they can't even be considered a human being anymore

Sixth Party: People who don't exist. These people are so unbearably terrible that you refuse to acknowledge their existance. They're just... not even there

*Note: The party system is a simple comical device, and should not be used to intentionally degrade or put down others.
Party System Uses In Real Life:

Bob: "For crying out loud, who are all these third party individuals at our cafe??"

Frank: "Apparently the cafe across the street got shut down."

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Bob: "Wow man, Jose is so stupid, I think I'm gonna have to demote him to fourth party."

Frank: "Yeahh..."

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Bob: "Ughh! Oh my... Oh for crying out... Ok. Thats it I can't stand Beth anymore. She's not even there. I think we have ourselves a sixth party"

Frank: "Who's Beth?"

Bob: "Good man!"
by ALmighty2410 December 27, 2009
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Partyasaurus

1. A creature whose main purpose in life is to party. 2. Any beast who enthusiastically indulges in such activities.
Damn that girl loves to party, shes such a partyasaurus!
by sweise May 29, 2010
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Partyliner

A despicable human being that frequents the old Jackie 2000 or Mama Raven phone/chat lines in Syracuse NY. The female versions are usually MUCH younger than they tell you and the males are usually MUCH older than they state.

The majority of the partyliner males are in their 40's and are looking to hookup with young chicks. Many of them live in their mother's basement. Nearly all have no job.

The majority of partyliner girls are 12-15 years of age and at least slightly overweight. Many are looking for an older guy to get the drunk or stoned.

The partyliner is a perfect match for itself since all old partyliner males want a young partyliner female. Then thye get caught doing them in the woods and go to jail and live even further off our taxpayer money!!
Bob: Hey who is this?

Karen: My name is BootyBooBoo

Bob: How old are you?

Karen :20, u?

Bob: I am 20 too. what a coincidence! Wanna Hook up?

Karen: No way! I am really only 12 and I am smart enough to know you are a partyliner!
by DudeWayCool April 26, 2010
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Partynap

Taking a nap mid-party to sleep off your drunkeness so you can get up and party some more later. Can also be a nap post-work and pre-party to ensure you are fully rested for partying.
Sorry I disappeared for a couple hours last night. I was just taking a partynap.
by The Partynapper June 15, 2011
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peter party

A gathering with way too many dudes; peter being an alternate term for penis.

More commonly known as a sausage fest.
Man, fuck this peter party, yo; let's go find some bitches.
by arkansaszippers January 23, 2009
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jellyfish party

This term comes from the episode of Spongebob Squarepants when Spongebob thinks it will be cool to have a jellyfish as a pet.
So he goes to sleep that night and ties the jellyfish to his bed, but it gets free and goes back to jellyfish fields where it gathers all its jellyfish friends and brings them back to Spongebob's pineapple. They start to play techno music as loud as possible, and it vibrates everything, even Spongebobs neighbors, Squidward, house.
Now everywhere I live everyone loves to havejellyfish parties 24/7. And these parties go all night long, you can feel your brain rattling from your bed.
Omg what the hell is going on over there?! I think they're having a fuckin jellyfish party! Goddamnit!
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Pringle Party

A party consisting of mostly chicks, pringles referring to vaginas!
Tom: Dude, get your ass over here, there's a total pringle party goin down!
Jeremy: Oh shit dude, i'll be over in a sec!
by BiiiishPlz July 12, 2009
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