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Strategic Party Nap 

n. A Strategic Party Nap (SPN) is a nap that is strategically taken before you start your night of partying. Obviously you are going to rage hard, and in preparation, you need to restore some energy from your hard days work.
James: "I don't know if I want to go to that party tonight... I'm pretty tired already"

Alex: "Dude! Just take a strategic party nap and then we can rage all night long"

party nap 

A nap taken in the evening in anticipation of going out later, likely before a night of partying and excessive drinking. Often a result of tiredness from work or a lack of sleep caused by a previous night of partying.
(at 11:00pm)
Bro 1: Yo, what's good for tonight?
Bro 2: Dude, did you just wake up or something?
Bro 1: Relax, I was taking a party nap man.
Bro 2: Sick brah, lets get rowdy tonight!
party nap by dudeface126 August 7, 2009

partynapped 

Being abducted by friends claiming to take you on only a one or two hour trip and end up being stuck without a ride at a distant party for several hours or even days.
"Dude, what happened to you? I thought we were going to see Animal Collective."

"Yeah, sorry. Jen partynapped me. I was stuck in Tuba City for 3 days."
partynapped by Lifelessorgasm February 16, 2013
Naktinis tūsas nakties ritmu
Šiandien pas mus partynas!
Partynas by partynocreator March 23, 2024

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026