A person who pretends to be a person they aren't.
Examples: A white guy trying to be "gangsta"
A preppy girl who tries to be a punk
Examples: A white guy trying to be "gangsta"
A preppy girl who tries to be a punk
by S.G.S. May 14, 2005
Get the Poser mug.the word used to describe any boy/girl who looks punk/emo. usually wearing studded belt, converse, jeans, band t shirt, and dyed black hair. this word is mostly used BY the true punks and emos. the REAL ones wear studded belts, coverse, jeans, band t-shirts, and dyed black hair.
true punk #1: ohh look, here comes lulu, what a poser with her wannabe punk colored hair and written on converse! ( strokes his own mohawk)
true emo #1: yea, and her billy talent band shirt..shes probably never heard more than one of there songs! (looks down at his alexisonfire hoody)
true emo #1: yea, and her billy talent band shirt..shes probably never heard more than one of there songs! (looks down at his alexisonfire hoody)
by brandnew April 16, 2006
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man, number 47 is a poser *rubs chin*
you: the slut is such an emo goth punk poser
me: it's spelled 'poseur', you poseur
you: wateva
you: the slut is such an emo goth punk poser
me: it's spelled 'poseur', you poseur
you: wateva
by pedro''s vagina November 8, 2007
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by eeep September 25, 2005
Get the smot pokers mug.a person who thinks that he or she is a pimp, but they really aren't. an emo poser will think that he or she has a large calf muscle, that and he or she will play alot of soccer. he or she will also listen to wannabe rock alot and try to show of to friends
an emo poser will also talk about friends behind their backs.
an emo poser will also talk about friends behind their backs.
me: yo, sup
emo poser: dude, check out my CALF-MUSCLE, ITS HUGE!
me, talking to friends later in day: dude that emo poser is such a fag
emo poser: dude, check out my CALF-MUSCLE, ITS HUGE!
me, talking to friends later in day: dude that emo poser is such a fag
by davidklein123 September 25, 2006
Get the emo poser mug.A poser is someone who calls them self a punk and say just because they listen to the music tattoes and earings etc. they are punk but the real punk is on the inside....or it could be ghetto,wigger,prepp( a lot of those abercrombie biotches) most of these defintions people r writing well they are poser who suck there mom's dick!
instant messanger this guy who is worse than a prepp and acts like he is ghetto and watches and gets music info from trl(mtv) im him @ VOLDUDESTU
by stuart d. May 8, 2003
Get the poser mug.Boobs, Tits, Breasts, Fun Bags, Use of Cleavage. Most chicks have them, some dont. They come in a variety of shapes, sizes and colors and varying degrees of power. Most of the population (male and female) succumb to their whim.
Most chicks use them to get out of trouble or get free shit. Which bothers me because I fall for it.
Most chicks use them to get out of trouble or get free shit. Which bothers me because I fall for it.
"Dude, why did you just spend your cab money buying that chick a drink?"
"Um... I don't know... Last think I remember was her leaning over, me looking down, and then me with my wallet out and empty..."
"She hit you with her mystical powers. They always win."
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