COVID poser

A dedicated fan of Lego, retro video games, and vinyl during lockdown but has since went back to his craft beer flights, indoor axe throwing, and pickleball.

"Dakota is such a COVID poser. As soon as lockdown lifted, he went right back to being a gentrified sheep"

by grimly fiendish July 8, 2025

Poser

Someone who is not who they say they are.

The girl wanted to look like a boy, as long as the boy was an athlete or an astronaut and not a loser. If the boy she was trying to look like was a loser, she would turn into a coward and let a male look like the loser. All of that could be avoided by being yourself, instead of living your life as a poser.

by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021

Poser

Someone that is not who they say/think they are.

The narcissistic girl saw a badass shark when she looked in the mirro and thought that everyone else could see in her what she saw in herself, but they were looking at her spirit and not her appearance, and all they saw was a plain and bossy poser that everyone had tried to keep from drowning her entire life.

by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021

Poser

Someone who wears a hair metal band shirt to a thrash show and tries to fit in and get away with it.

Thrasher 1- “Hey look at that poser over there wearing a Motley Cruë shirt!”
Thrasher 2- “Let’s beat him up!”
Thrasher 3- “MAKE HIM HURT!”

by MrSquister June 6, 2022

poser af

Poser af is a person who fakes to be a fan of something.

"Ay boi did you watch naruto?"
"Yea i did, my favorite character is Naruto."
"Bruh, you are poser af"

by KekBoi96024 December 10, 2020

Poser

Not to be confused with a beginner, a poser is that kid at the skate park that sits on every obstacle with a skateboard but never rides it and then says that he tre flipped a 7 stair

skater: hey man look at this clip.
Poser: that's cool but I dolphin flipped that same 12 stair

by not chandler September 17, 2020

Poser

Someone who tries to come off as serious and as someone who doesn't take themself too seriously at the same time, without really being either one.

Lindsay, the mollycoddle girl, was the kind of poser who would try to make fun of scientists then become the scientist. The same kind of person who would try to ridicule routine and responsibility, then pose as a serious person when it was convenient.

by Solid Mantis November 2, 2019