Hat Man

A man who spends his life satisfying everyone's sexual fantasies

"It is I the Hat Man here to eat your bones."

by tinygamercock April 6, 2021

Switching hats

When you switch hats, it means your changing sexual preference.

"Are you switching hats?"

by #malt December 10, 2016

hat in the air

A cartoon gag where a character’s hat is in the air after the character has lost it due to tremendous force, such as speed or getting run over.

Tom’s hat in the air after older sis Michelle crashes into and walks on him.

Jim’s hat in the air after he gets tackled and walked on by the opposing players.

Matt’s and Jim’s hats in the air as they slide downhill in a cardboard box, which capsizes.

by JMC70 November 26, 2020

Last Hat

to love or to have affection for something

I last hat those shoes and that scarf.

by Gospel of Socrates October 8, 2008

Putting in the hat

This is not a saying but people with Asbergers think it is

Jordan: I’m putting in the hat
Everyone else: Whhaaaattt???

by Jimmy69420 January 1, 2019

Pasrty Hat

When someone (fictional or not) uses hair gel to turn their hair into a cone instead of wearing a normal party hat

“Hey happy birthday! I love your party hat- wait, is that your hair?!?”
Me: “Yes. Tis’ My Pasrty Hat.”

by DeliriousDrawz June 7, 2019

DERBY HAT

Derby Hat is East London (Stratford slang for Fat)

Look at the Derby Hat on that fat bastard

by Fact or Fiction September 16, 2014