Mustachole

A guy who is growing a mustache but clearly has no business, as it's patchy, uneven, or just fucking ugly. Usually a hipster.

I hooked up with a mustachole last night. Filled with regrets.

by BoxJohnson September 15, 2012

Mustashing

(Verb.) An act of stashing food or crumbs in your mustache, whether it is conscious or not.

*Heinrich Himmler and Adolf Hitler is enjoying a fine meal*

-Adolf Hitler: This is good food, ja?
-Heinrich Himmler: Ja, you have some crumbs in your mustache.
-Adolf Hitler: I am mustashing it for later, sie verdammter Idiot!!!

*Ned and Todd Flanders enjoying a meal*

-Todd: Dad, you have something in your mustache.
-Ned: Oh, I'm diddily saving it for later, son! It's called mustashing.

by Mr_Wagner July 28, 2012

mustanch

Thin, dark colored, unkempt mustache worn by men in there 50's whose beards never fully developed

Dude, you should shave off that mustanch.

by mitch guist May 3, 2013

Mustache Wax

A godly substance that can only be used by the right person. If not used by the

right person, things may go seriously wrong. Mustache Wax itself feels like vasiline, and can only be bought with Swedish currency, krona.

Hey can I get some Mustache Wax?

NO! You are not worthy!

by Touchdown My Pants November 5, 2014

mustacio

A title or nick name given to a man who gain popularity after gaining mustache

That man is a mustacio

by LowryX March 17, 2015

Mustard stroke

Whilst masturbating, the stroke when you ejaculate.

I'm nearly on the mustard stroke.

by Wrordmax June 15, 2016

mustashio

its like if you have facial hair that is the main part of your personality

awe man I wish I could Grow out my beard like mustashio

by Kitteh Mutha Fukka December 7, 2016