Mom machine

An SUV or minivan that is all over the road being driven by a woman with several kids on board.

Why can't she just drive a car instead of cutting us all off in her mom machine?

by single guy May 18, 2010

mom granny

Mom granny is a woman who divorces her husband to marry his father...

I love going to my grand parents house for weekend visitations and getting to spend time with my mom granny because my dad is always being a dick since she left his ass....

by Donnie america January 20, 2018

Mom Walking

1. The same as power walking but it is done in a very stylish way by moms.
2. A mean way to criticize someone's way of walking.

1. "What's Terry been up to this morning?"
"I think she was out mom walking."
2. "Yo! Look at Adam! He's mom walking, dude!"

by LilyLemonade June 3, 2018

Mom Voice

Adverb- (1) When a female projects her voice in a manner that will make anyone jump out of their seat.

I don't know what happened, she used her mom voice and suddenly I'm taking out the trash.

by jdllu December 24, 2018

Mom is cool

Hey mom how’s it going your favorite son Dominic Anderson

Mom is cool

by DominicIsReallyCoolie February 2, 2021

mom mom

one that teaches respect

mom mom taught me to always call my waiters by their first name, because it shows that you respect them

by mmbff May 17, 2010

Mom Jeans

(adj) something that was once cool but has become so popular it's now uncool.

Dude: My mom just added me on Facebook! She barely knows how to use a computer.
Friend: I know, Facebook is so mom jeans.

by calmebob February 16, 2009