mask malfunction

A failure to wear a mask correctly

Reluctant-Masker: *refusing to wear a mask correctly*
Bystander: Mask malfunction, put your goddamn mask on correctly.

by guymcguyperson September 23, 2021

intergalactic war mask

See iron war mask.

I would put my intergalactic war mask on that bitch.

by The Grand Vizier June 12, 2008

mask differential

When you meet a new person, who only ever wears a mask, and then you see them without the mask and their disposition and voice do not match with what you thought they’d look like.

Her mask differential was way off, she’s prettier than I thought she would be.

by Teenycupcake October 2, 2021

Israeli Gas Mask

When you cum into a yarmulke (kippah) and force it onto someone's face

Shlomo: I just had a horny hanukkah

David: how come?
Shlomo: I gave Hila an Israeli Gas Mask

by handy hickster April 13, 2021

mask

A torture device created by idiots in 2020

mask, the movie:
me: ima head out
me: i need a mask-
me: nEvErMiNd

by [e-mail] February 9, 2022

new england gas mask

the act of farting while you have your legs wrapped around someones head and your balls in their mouth

My GF Camille is such a freak, she let me give her a New England Gas Mask last night

by Aurora Whorialis July 23, 2024

Coconut Mask

Comparable to the act known as 'Arabian Goggles'. A woman places her boobies into a man's eye sockets and allows the flesh of the breasteses to settle across the man's upper facial area.

She gave me a coconut mask while she jerked me off all over myself...it was kinda hot.

by The Defiant Cow August 26, 2009