Goat Mouth

A term used in Jamaica to describe people who make negative predictions or hypotheses which actually turn out to be the case. (P.S. Thing said must be negative in nature)

Bob and Peter decide to transport 100 kilos of weed in their car. Bob gets cold feet about the plan and says to Peter: 'What if the babylon boys stop us on the road?' (Babylon ==Police). Peter says to bob : 'Stop being a little sissy and let's do this man'. They start to drive and on reaching a corner they meet up on some babylon boys who are doing a spot check and they get pulled over. Peter says to Bob: 'You know, you are a real goat mouth Bob?'.

by macho_man July 28, 2016

ass to mouth facial

a fairly new porn manuever in which the male star penetrates the woman anally, then pulls out and makes her suck his schlong, thus tasting her own ass. Finally, the man pulls out and completes the trifecta of disgusting by shooting his load on the woman's face.

Diane didn't think that she would ever be able to taste her own ass until Bill completed the rarely seen ass to mouth facial.

by poophead July 16, 2003

Danger Mouse

Classic and never to be forgotten cartoon, Rock on DM!!

"Dangermouse is coming on Tv quick turn it over"!!

by Tito October 3, 2003

Mount Rainier High School

The football team there never wins; winning a game is like winning the lottery. The administration would cut the Drill team, one of the few things MRHS had to show for but not the good for nothing football team. Now they added a dance team to make up for it which doesn't even do half the justice Drill team deserves. There's barely any attractive people at this school, you're probably better off going after the teachers instead. And for the small 1% that ARE attractive at the school, they have an attitude about everything; with the remainder thirsting over white boys over at Kennedy or Highline. Most of the students are lazy bums who are so sure on doing Running Start as if they'll become millionaires by doing that but won't do anything after that. The preps at this school are the fakest you can get, they act all over involved when in reality they don't give a fuck. It's also evident that some of the teachers that are employed here don't know what they're doing and they were likely on
e of those homeless people on the side of the road begging for change and whoever decided they'd make a good teacher hired them. The assemblies are the worst, sometimes it feels like you're in an improv show that's not entertaining at all. Good luck understanding what most of the speaker is saying, because the speakers in the assembly are SO shitty.

Girl 1: Are you gonna want to register for Mount Rainier High School?
Girl 2: hahaha NO, there's no attractive guys there at all, I want to register for Highline or Kennedy

by Perry McFlop January 19, 2014

mountbattened

blown up; exploded; detonated

The expression 'mountbattened' comes from Louis Francis Albert Victor Nicholas George Mountbatten, 1st Earl Mountbatten of Burma, who was a British statesman and an uncle of Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. He was assassinated in 1979 by the Provisional Irish Republican Army, who planted a bomb in his boat -- they mountbattened him.

by Figleaf23 September 5, 2007

broke dick mountain

1. the place of fear and pain you go when your dick cracks during sex
2. Nickname for a broski who's too fat to get a boner

Man I'm scared. My girl and I took a trip to broke dick mountain last night and I'm not sure I can get a boner again.

by Heypow January 10, 2015

clit mouse

The small, usually red, rubber pointing device which used to be found on IBM ThinkPads and other laptop computers.

I use a regular mouse with my laptop. I can't stand the clit mouse.

by Fantastic_Dan January 20, 2005