by It’s actually not me July 2, 2021

by Salted_crabs January 9, 2022

Hockey mom milf is someone that’s hot as fuck, acts like a mom, someone the whole team would bone if given the chance. Doesn’t even have to have a kid yet to fulfill the milf part. Just hot as fuck, attends all her boys hockey games. And only Fucks a select few hockey boys so she isn’t a whore. Hockey mom milfs are usually super caring too.
Chad; Damn did you see Capria at all our hockey games?
Brad; Yeah id fuck she’s so hot and she fucks with hockey??
Chad; Capria is such a hockey mom milf fuck.
Brad; Yeah id fuck she’s so hot and she fucks with hockey??
Chad; Capria is such a hockey mom milf fuck.
by Jyzhockey December 3, 2018

milf stands for “mother id like to fuck”
really just a hot middle aged lady
(even if ur not sexually attracted to milfs u can still recognize their milfness)
really just a hot middle aged lady
(even if ur not sexually attracted to milfs u can still recognize their milfness)
by cat girl milf luvr December 25, 2020
