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joneser

Also see Bum Drunk, One who will stop at nothing to render what ever he is "Jonesing" for.
Fucking Joneser was Jonesing last night, What a fucking fiend
by Dr. Know October 16, 2003
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Alex Jones

An insane and hallarious conspericy theorist that famously said "they're putting chemicals in the water that are turning the fricking frogs gay." After that, it was a surprise that anyone took him seriously, but apparently people did, so much so that it directly cause multiple terrorist attacks, leading to the memelord himself being banned from every social media to date.
"Alex Jones is absolutely hallarious. It's a shame that so many idiots take his insane rants seriously."
by KrimsonKatt August 4, 2021
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mike jones

a rapper whose music shows a heavy influence from "timmy" the retarded kid in the wheel chair on south park.
borrowing from timmy's style, mike jones decided to say his name repeatedly, and often even in different tones as well. amazing.
timmy: timmy!!
mike jones: mike jones bitch!
by rilesworth September 8, 2006
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jigaboo jones

a homeless black person that sits on the corner and calls passing civilians Mr.Jones
by Kelly Swatek March 29, 2008
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Jonestown

A small town in Lebanon county, PA. It's extremely boring. There are no average income or normal people living there. Children from Jonestown are eather spoiled rotten good-for-nothings or poor and live off of welfare the rest of their lives. Very few honest people grow up in Jonestown. It is highly advised that you do NOT move here.
kid 1: You wanna go chill in Jonestown today?
kid 2: haha, the only thing I go there for is to get drugs, you seriously want to hang out in THAT boring place?
by DJHampsterDance December 30, 2010
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Alex Jones

Child: Mommy! look its that crazy man from infowars.com

Mother: Come along Junior Alex Jones is off his nut!
by Poopee fingers August 3, 2018
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Jonesin

An extreme desire for some one, usualy your mate.
Boy you got me jonesin.
by ~Extasy~ September 28, 2005
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