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Snow Brain

A complete and utter mush of your brain as soon as you see snow falling. Full effect happens when at least 2 inches of the white stuff is on the ground and you can play. Snow brain takes over all thoughts and ensures you forget everything you should be doing and forces you to get excited about rolling about in it. Often affects children and diminishes as you get older, but not always. Often affects men more than women. Women equivalent is baby brain.
Look! Look!! It's snowing!!! I'm so excited!!! I can't think of a thing else! I have to go! I have snow brain!
by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016
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Small Brain

Someone who is dumb as fuck and has no culture. This person has almost always never gotten laid and eats apple seeds everyday.
Small Brain Human: How do apple seeds go up the tree?
Big Brain Humans:🤦🏼 ♀️
by *rebuilds dick* December 10, 2019
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doody brain

Same thing as a shithead or a fucking moron, either fit very well. One who's head is filled with excrement and cannot make intelligent decisions. A Douche, dildo or jack ass.
My friend Barratt is a fucking doody brain.
by Fisty McGee August 2, 2006
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Fried-brain

Someone who is stupid but thinks he/she is smart
"I cant believe that he actually thinks he's so smart. He's such a fried-brain."
by thatkindofperson May 13, 2014
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Brewer Brain

Characteristic of the phenomenon experienced by Arizona Governor Jan Brewer during a televised debate in advance of the 2010 mid-term elections.
Man, I was right in the middle of telling her the ferret joke when I got hit with Brewer Brain!
by weazelmeat November 14, 2010
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Brain Pain

A terrible pain in the head. AKA. headache, migraine, etc.
Jess didn't get much sleep because of her terrible brain pain.
by ThaBigCheesyone April 20, 2010
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Bard Brain

An aficionado of the works of William Shakespeare of Stratford-on-Avon, England, 1564-1616. Self-explanatory, not meant to denigrate.
Bard brains everywhere will appreciate the local production of Hamlet, from December 16th at the Town Hall.
by Fearman August 7, 2007
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