Faith In Humanity

Something that is lost when people joke about a guy's dead father and show zero remorse when called out on it.
When I saw the memes that spawned when Jacksepticeye announced that his father died, I myself wanted to die. My faith in humanity was utterly demolished in seconds.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 17, 2021
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The Human Robot

A myspace whore, or person who has a lot of friends on myspace and parties with all of them. Enjoys crazy activities, and is mischievous. Typically referred to females, and not males. "the human robot" originated in 2008 as a name based on a girl on myspace who was a party person who loved having fun. her name was constantly changed between different periods of time for example "the human vibrator" and "the human tampon" but the name that stuck was "The Human Robot".
"that girl who just added me is such a party girl that her name should be the human robot."
by Yadirayuckytm March 07, 2010
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domisticated human

domisticated human is a anthony that acts like a chicken.
me-hi domisticated human that likes his butt.
by shadowwhy1 December 03, 2018
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human been

A person who thinks they're clever and beyond the scope of most people.

Someone who considers them self to have already lived an existence. To have already been human.
- Was that person ever human?
- Yup. They were a human been before they got their doctorate in philosophy and existentialism.
by livnbored December 25, 2010
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Human deodorant

When someone usually a jock/bully or anyone that can overpower someone makes someone else lick thier armpits in place of deodorant.
At school I begged the bully not to give me a swirly. He said why and I said that I have an armpit fetish. He said that he would make me his human deodorant and tell the football team. Now I lick the sweat from their armpits forever.
by A knowing person July 25, 2021
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The Human Flail

When one fist is shoved wrist deep in the Vagina, and the other is likewise inserted into the anus. One then proceeds to lift the recipient into the air with both fists, the recipient thus becomes the human flail.
Bro1: Bro, my girlfriend and I tried The Human Flail last night!

Bro2: Dude, no way! How was it?

Bro1: It was great! Arms, legs, and titties were everywhere!
by Batgirlkyoki February 21, 2016
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Human Hamburger

What you transform into when you implode in a 670 cm × 280 cm × 250 cm 9,525 kg submarine piloted by a logitech gaming controller 3,500 meters below sea level.
Those rich fucks turned into human hamburgers.
by Shogun__ August 27, 2023
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