Hatchimal

Adorable (sometimes) robotic toys made by Spinmaster in 2016. They hatch from eggs and require lots of care.

Hey have you heard of Hatchimals? They were hit 2016.

by Shajiui_Da_Black_Fox March 18, 2020

Hatchet Job

The act of fucking a hatchet.

Little Susie went home to a hatchet job last night

by Word handle being used March 21, 2020

Hitchcock

Literally the grossest man that you could possibly now yet you still like him because he’s hilarious

Hitchcock in Brooklyn 99 is such a Hitchcock

by Naileded Guy April 29, 2020

Hitchcock

Always the one left behind, rejected, forgotten. Also not dependable on using their brains. Sticks to his guns and often making him very conservative towards their gay brothers. And don’t worry about one of them asking you out because they often defuse situations with stupid humor or just making it instantly awkward.

I just got hitchcocked by this guy when I asked for his snapchat and he said he only has messenger.

by crazyman holla July 2, 2020

hitchhiker

Ass, grass or cash. no one rides for free

damn another fucking hitchhiker

by schrammalama July 31, 2020

Hitch

A bowl of weed, one round of puff puff pass

This hitch was lame this time.

by Chief Gemini August 26, 2020

Hatch ass

An ass that's so gaped, everything falls out like bomb hatch doors on a plane.

Man that guy takes real fast shits, must have a real hatch ass.

by Limu emu September 2, 2020