Idea Hamster

An Idea Hamster is often an intelligent person who sometimes cannot communicate when concentrating in a very busy environment, but is still full of ideas.

An Idea Hamster, often someone who’s neurodivergent, always seems to have his/her/their idea generators often running from after breakfast until bedtime.

by Snapper2001 February 10, 2026

haram hamper

Ordering ham and pineapple pizzas during daylight hours for Muslims during ramaden because they look hangry.

Mohammed was angry because he wasn’t able to eat and I wanted to help, so I called the local pizzeria and asked them to deliver two ham and pineapple pizzas (aka a haram hamper) as quickly as possible.

by Aussie Hero March 3, 2026

Computer hamster

A wireless computer mouse

I got a new computer hamster for my laptop

by Gamerninja March 19, 2026

The Wet Hamster

To get a wet sponge and clean off a women's vagina while having oral sex.

I gave her the wet hamster last night!

by Dannielio April 21, 2007

feeding the hamster

The act of putting objects inside the male urethra.

See sounding

After feeding the hamster long enough you can fit a finger in there.

by C. Kret August 5, 2008

bury the hamster

Having unprotected sex with a woman who has a large bush

Man, that chick from the music festival let me bury the hamster!

by Dj McSwiggins August 4, 2017

New Jersey Hamster

When you stick your finger in your partners asshole and let that little rasscle wrestle in their asshole.

I gave William a New Jersey Hamster

by Tim Gates December 12, 2018