The most perfect being ever to have walked the Earth. He is extremely handsome, charming, sweet, intelligent, well-humoured, and has a big ass heart,which is just not as big as his volumous bent cock. Every woman and man alive finds him extremely attractive, and dream to have the opportunity of meeting him. He is a sexual god, and can make anyone have orgasmic experiences simply by looking at them. The man is a legend.
Girl 1: Holy fucking shit, who is that gorgeous being who entered the room and has a monster cock?
Girl 2: He is the one and only Gustavo
Girl 2: He is the one and only Gustavo
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Spongebob was a hall monitor and directed traffic. Everyone crashed...
guy who always screams my leg: MY LEG!
guy who always screams my leg: MY LEG!
by Kayrowe November 14, 2009
Get the guy who always screams my leg mug.aka Spencer Reid on the hit show "Criminal Minds"
Played by Matthew Gray Gubler, Doctor Spencer Reid is a genius who graduated from a Las Vegas public high school at age 12. He is almost always introduced as Dr. Reid, even as the others are introduced as Agent 'blank' because Gideon knew people would not take him seriously because of his age, as well after an introduction he never shakes hands. It has been revealed that he holds PhD's in Mathematics, Chemistry, and Engineering, BA;s in Psychology and Sociology, and is working on a BA in Philosophy. He claims to have an Eidetic memory, and hints that he could have a possible Schizophrenia since his mother has it. It is also hinted that he could have Autism, or rather Asperger Syndrome
Although his geeky persona, he is a sex god to
women who fantasize about him
Played by Matthew Gray Gubler, Doctor Spencer Reid is a genius who graduated from a Las Vegas public high school at age 12. He is almost always introduced as Dr. Reid, even as the others are introduced as Agent 'blank' because Gideon knew people would not take him seriously because of his age, as well after an introduction he never shakes hands. It has been revealed that he holds PhD's in Mathematics, Chemistry, and Engineering, BA;s in Psychology and Sociology, and is working on a BA in Philosophy. He claims to have an Eidetic memory, and hints that he could have a possible Schizophrenia since his mother has it. It is also hinted that he could have Autism, or rather Asperger Syndrome
Although his geeky persona, he is a sex god to
women who fantasize about him
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Get the Guapanese mug.You're driving and get stuck in the middle of the intersection just as the light turns red. Now, because of you no one can get by. You have now become "That Guy".
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Prone to mood swings BUT STILL AWESOME
*reply to this "all I heard.. was moodswings"
practically perfect to all that have known/ seen him via tumblr, a commodity on this planet and an appreciator/psychopath over kittens.
...secretly all followers are kinda scared of what his sarcasticness would translate to in person
Prone to mood swings BUT STILL AWESOME
*reply to this "all I heard.. was moodswings"
practically perfect to all that have known/ seen him via tumblr, a commodity on this planet and an appreciator/psychopath over kittens.
...secretly all followers are kinda scared of what his sarcasticness would translate to in person
1) "God josh .. try to be more like... Jeremiah van guilder"
2) "I like the XX" "what a jeremiah van guilder"
2) "I like the XX" "what a jeremiah van guilder"
by #can't be bothered really October 3, 2011
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And is a beast at spinning ALL the things! :)
And is a beast at spinning ALL the things! :)
a color guard girl is...
when they dislocate their knee in the first 15secs of their championship winter guard show, and still perform their ass off like nothing else matters.♥
They spin everything they lay their hands on♥
When she's pissed off and still has a smile on her face and is continuing her life's performance.
when they dislocate their knee in the first 15secs of their championship winter guard show, and still perform their ass off like nothing else matters.♥
They spin everything they lay their hands on♥
When she's pissed off and still has a smile on her face and is continuing her life's performance.
by color guard memes December 14, 2012
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