fedex ground

Fast despite the name ground.

"Fedex ground, fast despite the name ground." "Thank you Mr. Turkeyneck"

by Chad C. November 5, 2007

group effort orgasm

During a large orgy, one member, upon reaching almost orgasmic point will yell "Group effort orgasm", to signal he is not in need of anything, and that everyone should finish themselves until another person cries this. When all participants have exclaimed they are near orgasm, everyone jacks/jills off eachother in a circle so they all cum within a minute of eachother. Very entertaining to watch, very difficult to master.

There were seven of them having a group effort orgasm wednesday.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Ground Beef

A really beat vagina after a vigorous workout.

" Man I have been riding this bike for too long, i got ground beef"

"I hit it till she was ground beef"

by mertnak April 5, 2009

Groupon

Terrible Customer Service. You need help? Forgetaboutit.

How was the DMV? I got Grouponed.

by livingsoc August 16, 2012

Group Doo Doo

The act of defication with three or more willing participants...

Yo Dookie, wanna go with me to that group doo doo this afternoon?

Nah, I just had me one of those self-help sessions...

by Dracotic June 11, 2009

grounded out

What an ignorant person or dealership tech says the problem is when he or she does not have the mental capacity to properly diagnose an electrical problem in a vehicle. This conclusion is typically drawn after a tech plugs in a scan tool that does not tell him what the problem is and has no clue how to troubleshoot further.

I cannot figure out why your car won't start, something must be grounded out.

by estebansux September 29, 2011

Grouse

Grouse: meaning "very good" most commonly used in Melbourne

Jesse: hows your day been

Jarrod: its been a Grouse day

by Shakess041 November 2, 2017