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Scrap Golfer

A person that plays golf well for not having experience.
JJ doesn't play often but is definitely a scrap golfer.
by Dill-Dough Boyz April 2, 2025
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The Golf Club Treatment

The action of torturing someone with a golf club for revenge against someone who justifyingly killed the avenger's dad, coined from the Last of Us Part 2 in the infamous "Golf" scene.
I'm gonna give that fucker The Golf Club Treatment!
by REDBOSS2008 September 26, 2025
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Freddie golf

@freddie.golf is so good at golf. Freddie golf
by Freddie golf September 30, 2025
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Disc golf

A sport played during a mid-life crisis. A semi-athletic activity where grown adults pretend they’re chill but are actually aggressively competing with plastic frisbees in public parks. Often includes cargo shorts, existential dread, and an IPA.
“Brian started playing disc golf after his third breakup and now won’t shut up about wind resistance.”
by Haron1234 May 23, 2025
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Beat the Golf Ball

When a person triumphs over a more major complication in their life - therefore rising to a higher level of society. One who accomplishes "beating the golf ball" can also be known as a Taylor and, from that point on, be spoken to in person as "...my Lord" "...your Majesty" or "...his Greatness".
Ah man, Taylor's boss! He beat the golf ball!
by The_New_Guy August 17, 2009
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Sandhills mailbox golf

One of the reasons the sandhills is a great place to live, since sandhills golf is more interesting than city mailbox sports, as long as the mailbox stays open while you're on the hole.
The closest mailbox will usually be a par 11 or higher, so you can play sandhills mailbox golf all day long if you're playing 18 holes.
by Solid Mantis July 9, 2019
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Men’s golf team

A group of high school boys who are known for their daddy’s money, a microscopic penis, and lack of testosterone.
“Hey, Jason! Are you apart of the men’s golf team?”

Hell nah, miss me with that pussy shit.”
by Coffee coffin January 19, 2020
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