the goat

when the man (or transsexual person) tucks his penis and ballsack between his legs, closes his legs, and bends over, leaving his package hanging out the back of his legs for all to see. a dick trick that is used to creep out friends and (hopefully not) family members.

That asshole gave me the goat. I almost puked.

by el brendino November 27, 2006

Goat house

A place in Boulder Colorado where men can frolic around free from oppressive women.

"Hey man, you going to the goat house tonight?"
"Yeah dude, gotta get my frolic on!"

"We're meeting up at the goat house before going to the creek".

by shrim December 13, 2012

goat cheezed

to take the sweat from your balls and gooch and wipe it on some poor dumbasses face. focus on mouth and nose.

kirk neville pissed me off so i goat cheezed his ass!

by gotcheezed? April 6, 2006

dirty goat

a horny vagina

Bitch! Go feed your dirty goat!

My dirty goat is so hungry it might eat the whole neighborhood.

by Feenie Feen October 27, 2012

el gato

mummified cat in harvard MA

Mr. Holt has a mummified cat named el gato!

by Elise February 13, 2005

mountain goat

When a couple has doggy style sex and the man keeps pushing the girl toward the edge of the bed until she almost falls off. She is then forced to clamber onto the edge of the bed with her fists like a mountain goat climbing down a mountain

Guy 1: Dude that exchange student hailey is in hospital
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: cause ben tried to do a mountain goat but the dumb bitch fell off the bed

by latte drinking maths lover June 1, 2011

Florida Gators

Best football team in the SEC conference, and as proven in 2006 and 2008, best in the world. Always hated, often imitated, never duplicated.

God Himself supports the Florida Gators because the sky is Blue and the sun is Orange.

by AnonJudicator September 7, 2009