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white elephant gift

A way to royally screw over your friends...especially 2 Pump Chump...by taking away all the gifts he desperately wanted and giving him a Sex Yoga Mat so he could go home and get lucky with his wife but be incredibly jealous of all the alcohol he missed out on!!!!!
After showing up to a White Elephant gift exchange with a spectacular gift for his friends, Leonard had all of his gifts stolen from him because his friends couldn't open up their own gifts, so he ended up with a yoga mat and a hangover.
by J Money Money December 14, 2016
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Gag Gift

When you are getting a blow job and you promise not to finish in her mouth. At the last second, you push her head down hard making her gag, then you give her a gift!
I gave my wife a gag gift this year for Christmas! She was really pissed off afterwards!
by Eve's other half October 28, 2016
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Gods finest gift to earth

The coolest, smartest and the funniest guy you could ever meet. And he is a future millionaire too. He is a person that everyone wants to be like. Also known as and goes by the street name : Don. The man of every girls dreams .
Gods finest gift to earth
by Chamilioner February 3, 2010
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gift-wraped alaskan log

you freeze a shit then once frozen put in condom and use as dildo
dude, i tottaly gave her a gift-wraped alaskan log last night
by ButASS October 3, 2008
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Tara Reid's gift to the world

A gift of beauty when she let show show one absolutly georgeous breast in all her glorie.
I was lucky enough to see Tara reid's gift to the world.
by Deep blue 2012 July 23, 2010
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gift

a hypothetical situation used to trick someone into believing something kinda ridiculous
jimmy: you can eat poker chips?
kappy: oh my god, how did you buy that gift?
by deleiris July 20, 2008
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Gifted

Referes to a person who regularly follows-through on a fart.

To "Gift" someone is to poo whilst farting in someone's house or on their property.

A person who "gifts" is referred to as
"Gifted"
"He gifted the front seat of my car!"

"He gave in the hallway whilst wearing a bathtowel"
by carneagemean May 8, 2008
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