Spanking the ghost

When you jerk off into a condom and finish inside of it. The only thing you stand to lose is your dignity and self respect.

Eric: Hey has anyone seen Brad?
Rob: He went off to the bathroom with a box of condoms. He’s probably spanking the ghost in there.

Spanking the ghost by GxRice April 10, 2023

Ghost Pussy

When you think your hand or fingers smell like pussy, when there is no possible way they could smell like pussy, perhaps leading one to believe that a ghost rubbed it's cooter on your hand.

Dude, my hands smell like tang but i haven't got none in a coon's age...

Ghost pussy man...it's the ghost pussy.

Ghost Pussy by Fentski January 4, 2007

Ghost Taint 

The bothersome itch between the asshole and genetalia one cannot scratch away.

Man, no matter how hard I try, I can’t shake this Ghost Taint!
I sharted earlier and now I have wicked Ghost Taint!

Ghost Taint by Mr. Bu Grundy June 16, 2010

Ghost call

Calling someone only to hang up either as soon as they pick up, or right before, for the sole purpose of getting their attention. Reasons for ghost calling may be to get a reply from a text or other message, or for a simple reminder of something.

Please note that ghost calling should only be done to close friends or other people who understand. Otherwise, it's totally creepy.

The ghost call can also be used on boyfriends, girlfriends, exes, or anyone else you feel like "checking up on." Just *67 the number so you can call anonymously. They won't suspect a thing!

(Can be used in both verb and noun form)

1.) "Yesterday, my friend wasn't checking his texts, so I gave him a ghost call to get his attention."

2.) Person A: "My girlfriend isn't answering any of my texts, yet always seems to have her phone on her. Do you think she's cheating on me?"
Person B: "Ghost call her. If she answers, you're probably in trouble. Don't forget to *67 that shit!"

Ghost call by alsn April 10, 2013

Ghost Problems

When a user encounters a completely illogical and unexplainable problem on their computer.

Jhype: "Damn"
Sabre: "Ghost problems again?"
Jhype: "I swear that I encounter more ghost problems than anyone in the world"

Ghost Problems by Jhype April 29, 2014

Ghost fucker 

When you fuck a girl that is pale as shit

Hey I am a Ghost fucker now, I banged a pale chick

Ghost fucker by CM51 March 25, 2016

Ghost eyes 

A webcomic about a 15 year old bisexual kid who is possessed by a demon eater. Go read it now.

“What’s your favorite webcomic?”

“Ghost eyes by mr circus papa.”

Ghost eyes by Nytheriizz January 27, 2023