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got me all kinds of fucked up 

It means you're fucked up by all this shit. You just can't deal with this anymore. Like what the fuck? This shit got me fucked up. Im out bitches.
"Ms. Smith is giving us so much work man, she got me all kinds of fucked up!"

just-got-fucked hair

this can also be called sex hair.
hey someone got laid, you got sex hair!
just-got-fucked hair by jude-e December 5, 2001

horse fucked 

being fucked over by a group that is more powerful than you so you have no control over what happens and are powerless to stop whatever pain and misery "they" feel like inflicting...almost as if you were getting fucked by a horse.
Payroll decided they just didn't feel like reviewing my timeslips. I am so sick and tired of getting horse fucked by those assholes.

get fucked 

Used by Australians to define anything. Second most used word there after "cunt". Can be used when something amazing happens, e.g. Timmy Cahill scoring a stunner or your mate breaking the speed drinking record of your local pub (also known as the Cahillian Challenge )
1. "Timmy Cahill sliding out back...Oh get fucked! Get absolutely fucked!"

2."I've just beaten ol' Mike at ping pong" "Get fucked!"
get fucked by bydy2 February 14, 2015

I fucked up 

When you mess up so bad there's almost no way out of it.
Person 1: "I fucked up, man"
Person 2: "What happened?"
Person 1: "I may or may not have sent my mom a dick pic."
Person 2: "Oh shit. . ."
I fucked up by aSadMistake March 29, 2020

hog fucked 

to be violently loved against ones will whilst bound in the style of a swine.
"i peered from the eastern window of my library to find on that most bitter of november mornings, some children were brutally hog-fucking a band of gypsies at the edge of the woods"
hog fucked by david December 14, 2003