accidental gay splooge

An occurence when beating off to porn when you happen to cum at the same time as the camera flashes to a shot of the guy.

Brenden: every time i watch porn i always accidentally gay splooge.

Brett: its not an accidental gay splooge if your watchin gay porn you faggot.

by stuffedpepper March 22, 2009

Topless Mirage

An occurence usually on a beach or pool when you look at a girls back while she is either far away or swimming and it seems that she doesn't have a bikini on, but when she turns around or your eyes ajust you sadly relize her breasts are covered.

Kavin: dude check it out that chicks not wearing a....

damn, nevermind it was a topless mirage

by stuffedpepper October 12, 2008

nacho fucked

when the people at concession stands don't give you enough cheese for your nachos resulting in you having to eat several stale overly salty nacho chips.

Bret: hey dude can I have a nacho.
Bill: go ahead I'm all out of cheese anyway, that bitch at the counter nacho fucked me.

by stuffedpepper January 13, 2008