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English

English is a language. It's in countries such as England and America.

It's also dumb.
English is dumb because....Bologna rhymes with Pony.
by PremiumCookie February 18, 2020
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English Ignorance

An English speaker who believes the world revolves around them on the grounds that ‘English is the universal language’ & other bullshit.

Lots of draws to racism, xenophobia etc.
I dislike Korean music because I can’t understand the lyrics.

You don’t listen to English music in Korea?? Are you f-ing crazy? How is this possible?
Alan, that is your English ignorance.

I went to Spain last month, no one spoke English... idiots.
by Ninjacat1357392 June 1, 2021
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American English

American English, similar to Liberian English, Canadian English, and Sierra Leonean English, is an accent of English that Americans speak which dates back to the old British English from the 1600's/1700's.
American English being displayed as written below...
Julio - Ayo whats going on mane?

Tyrone - None much my guy yo, ya already know, just chilling over here.
Julio - Ight yo thats cool dude, I'm gon hit you up later cause I gotta run them errands tho yo.
Tyrone - Ight tho mane, fashoo.

( Both of them dudes respectfully shake each other hands as real men before they go about their day )
by Dalzvert January 18, 2022
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English people

Very polite people, especially older English people that still have some manners and were brought up learning respect.
Beware of the sheep that work in offices and think they're hot stuff as they are the ones that have no manners and think everybody should bow to them. Higher pisition office workers are very educated and smart.
Polite English people : May I please have a large glass of red wine and two pints of lager, please.
Sheep that work in offices : why is my fries not here yet??! Where's my food!?? I ordered a large red!!!!
by AsItIs99999 December 20, 2018
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English

A dumb language created by people who wanted to make life and communication harder.
John: The word English mean you should not read this HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :P
by Someone lame and bored. September 20, 2018
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English

1. A language treated as a de facto official language by the U.S, New Zealand, Australia, and the UK. It is recognized as a de facto language by multiple countries, though having variations within the rules for each one. It is West Germanic language, which originally began in early medieval England.
2. A term for citizens of England, and the people that reside within that territory.
I speak to all of my associates using the English language, which I use with my fellow historians due to its lineage within early medieval England.

I address all of the people within England as the English. It is a popular term, and well-known term to easily address people within England.
by jjthesteve December 13, 2018
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English or Spanish

English or Spanish. A TikTok meme that went viral this summer. Basically someone asks English or Spanish and once they answer u say. “First person to move is gay” usually to the song static by Steve Lacy, and everyone freezes. Unless u openly gay
Person 1: English or Spanish?
Person 2: uh… i guess English.
Person 1: first person to move is gay!
(Everyone freezes until the first person to move moves)
by Mr.McChicken June 17, 2024
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