crotch plunger

Tampon.

Simon: Eww, Tilly, I saw your crotch plungers in the rubbish bin.

crotch plunger by JohnnyTheAmazing March 31, 2009

Crotch Seizure 

The act of spilling a beverage on someone in order to get close to someone you would like to know better and cleaning it off with your face.

You are in the break room and see that person you'd like to know. You grab a drink and accidentally spill it on this person. You start rubbing your face on the wet spots to help pick up the moisture. HR writes you up for having a "Crotch Seizure".

Crotch Seizure by The Sugar Queen February 6, 2009

crotch cookie

one who has a sweet tasting crotch, much like a cookie. the complete opposite of "anal speghetti."

While eating dinner Mandy* looks to Lanna* and says you are a crotch cookie. Lanna replys "Thats just fine. Your anal speghetti, my pussy is sweet; your ass is spicey."

*names have been changed.

crotch cookie by Alanna Perry February 10, 2009

crotch waffles 

herpes; or kids who camp in call of duty 4

I hate crotch waffles on the xbox.

crotch waffles by lupert2869 April 13, 2009

crotch bucket 

One that puts many things in the crotch.

"Has your mom always been such a crotch bucket?"

crotch bucket by millamic June 12, 2009

crotch maskin' 

When someone shoves their gentiles into someone's face.
(alt. crotch masked)

Bruno crotch maskin' Eminem was the best part of the show; thought I was gonna bust a gut when one of the dudes from 'the Hangover' was crotch masked when after opening the truck.

crotch maskin' by dmccowan June 14, 2009

Crotch Doughnut 

Another name for vagina

I just ate her crotch doughnut

Crotch Doughnut by zesty_dubie October 1, 2009