by KolosoK May 18, 2008
Get the countryist mug.A guy who is raised up with southern traditions. Commonly referred to as a Southern Gentleman.
Works hard, plays hard. Can usually fix just about anything that needs fixing including trucks, home repair, yard repair, light to heavy machinery, etc. Knows how to relax. Common relaxing hobbies include kicking back with friends, bond fires, muddin, light to moderate drinking.
Usually found wearing old worn in jeans, boots or crocs, faded out hat, t-shirt. When dressing up, attire includes old worn out jeans, clean boots, button down shirt or polo. Hat optional
As far as relationships go, country boys are typically loud mouths when it comes to talking about girls, but are true and faithful when it comes to the one he loves. Country boys are fearfully protective of a girlfriend's honor and reputation. It's best to test them by making sexual references about their significant other, for fear of bodily harm.
Listens mainly to country and southern rock music, but are generally broad in overall selection.
Slightly short tempered, but it takes a lot to make a country boy want to fight. A typical Southern Gentleman is mainly kind in nature, but is honest in criticism. Common hot spots are: degradation of his family, girlfriend, country/region. Country boys know how to fight. Although typically slender and lanky in stature, country boys can handle themselves swiftly and accurately in a scrap.
Usually slender, average height with short hair, no piercings and toned muscles.
Generally loves his country, military, and conservative politicians. Fiercely loyal to family and friends. Is NOT a racist, but supports the Confederate flag for historical reasons.
Works hard, plays hard. Can usually fix just about anything that needs fixing including trucks, home repair, yard repair, light to heavy machinery, etc. Knows how to relax. Common relaxing hobbies include kicking back with friends, bond fires, muddin, light to moderate drinking.
Usually found wearing old worn in jeans, boots or crocs, faded out hat, t-shirt. When dressing up, attire includes old worn out jeans, clean boots, button down shirt or polo. Hat optional
As far as relationships go, country boys are typically loud mouths when it comes to talking about girls, but are true and faithful when it comes to the one he loves. Country boys are fearfully protective of a girlfriend's honor and reputation. It's best to test them by making sexual references about their significant other, for fear of bodily harm.
Listens mainly to country and southern rock music, but are generally broad in overall selection.
Slightly short tempered, but it takes a lot to make a country boy want to fight. A typical Southern Gentleman is mainly kind in nature, but is honest in criticism. Common hot spots are: degradation of his family, girlfriend, country/region. Country boys know how to fight. Although typically slender and lanky in stature, country boys can handle themselves swiftly and accurately in a scrap.
Usually slender, average height with short hair, no piercings and toned muscles.
Generally loves his country, military, and conservative politicians. Fiercely loyal to family and friends. Is NOT a racist, but supports the Confederate flag for historical reasons.
by Pride of Dixie September 18, 2009
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Main Entry: Big Country Titties
Function: Noun
Date: 1983
Size D or larger sebaceous glands that secrete milk, are situated ventrally in pairs, and terminate in super fucking huge pinky finger sized nipples.
Function: Noun
Date: 1983
Size D or larger sebaceous glands that secrete milk, are situated ventrally in pairs, and terminate in super fucking huge pinky finger sized nipples.
Titty Man#1: Damn boy, would you look at the cans on that one!!!
Titty Man#2: Yea! Those sure are some Big Country Titties! I'd sure like to squeeze them together and make them fart!
Titty Man#2: Yea! Those sure are some Big Country Titties! I'd sure like to squeeze them together and make them fart!
by bolillo loco December 27, 2009
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We’re involved in a cultural war
The country’s torn apart like never before
And try as I might, I see no end in sight
I search my soul and I roam my heart
And when enlightened know the place to start
Compassion, forgiveness and communication
That would take a bigger person than me
I’m the first to admit it you see
So you ask me what I think
I think Ann Coulter’s got a cunt that stinks
Let’s engage her in debate, let’s make her deny it
Chat on Meet the Press, announce it on Fox
Ann Coulter’s got one stinky box
It wouldn’t take much to get the country to buy it
I used to be disgusted, now I’m pissed
I’m ashamed that it’s come to this
Rush Limbaugh likes to suck pig dick
swine penis for Rush will do the trick
Everybody knows Rumsfeld forces sex with tots
God bless the First Amendment, I’d be sued for libel
George W Bush masturbates to the bible
And Condoleezza likes eating pussy a lot
There are some douches that’ll never fail ya
Lest they come up against Ann’s genitalia
You take the low road, I’ll take the lower road
You’ve met your match
I admit I get a kick out of talking
‘Bout Coulter’s snatch.
You take the low road, I’ll take the lower road
I’ll end the fight
Every time you be looking at Ann you’re thinking
“Something don’t smell right”
We’re involved in a cultural war
The country’s torn apart like never before
And try as I might, I see no end in sight
I search my soul and I roam my heart
And when enlightened know the place to start
Compassion, forgiveness and communication
That would take a bigger person than me
I’m the first to admit it you see
So you ask me what I think
I think Ann Coulter’s got a cunt that stinks
Let’s engage her in debate, let’s make her deny it
Chat on Meet the Press, announce it on Fox
Ann Coulter’s got one stinky box
It wouldn’t take much to get the country to buy it
I used to be disgusted, now I’m pissed
I’m ashamed that it’s come to this
Rush Limbaugh likes to suck pig dick
swine penis for Rush will do the trick
Everybody knows Rumsfeld forces sex with tots
God bless the First Amendment, I’d be sued for libel
George W Bush masturbates to the bible
And Condoleezza likes eating pussy a lot
There are some douches that’ll never fail ya
Lest they come up against Ann’s genitalia
You take the low road, I’ll take the lower road
You’ve met your match
I admit I get a kick out of talking
‘Bout Coulter’s snatch.
You take the low road, I’ll take the lower road
I’ll end the fight
Every time you be looking at Ann you’re thinking
“Something don’t smell right”
by sdkskdfdg February 3, 2009
Get the Anne Coulter mug.An STD one acquires from having sex with an extremely conservative woman. The first symptom is erectile dysfunction, followed by the extreme desire to impose conservative beliefs on everybody else. The only known cure is to have sex with a gay satanist.
Girl: You cheated on me with that conservative bitch next door, and now I'm pregnant. Guess I should go and get an abortion before I leave you.
Guy: No! I refuse! Abortions are the unholy work of the liberals!
Girl: I think you need to see a doctor.
Doctor: Well, there's no doubt about it. Your boyfriend has Ann Coulter Disease.
Girl: Is he going to be okay?
Doctor: Go find a gay satanist for him to have sex with, and he'll be just fine. Now let's get you an abortion.
Guy: No! I refuse! Abortions are the unholy work of the liberals!
Girl: I think you need to see a doctor.
Doctor: Well, there's no doubt about it. Your boyfriend has Ann Coulter Disease.
Girl: Is he going to be okay?
Doctor: Go find a gay satanist for him to have sex with, and he'll be just fine. Now let's get you an abortion.
by the dirty liberal June 15, 2009
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