cooterville

Where a redneck says he's been after he's gotten a piece of pussy.

I visited Cooterville last night, but had to leave, as the fishy smell knocked my dick limp, and it was as loose as a well banged screen door.

by craxd October 18, 2011

Cooter Biscuit

A Cooter Biscuit is another name for a tampon or pad.

My girlfriend's Aunt Flow is in town with her bags packed, so she asked me to go to the store and get her a box of cooter biscuits.

Guy1: Dude, would you ever sniff a used cooter biscuit?
Guy2: Bro, I got my first red wings after sniffing a cooter biscuit.

by Jake Murdock September 21, 2014

Cooter bumping

The act of two adults with vaginal genetalia in a scissoring motion, bump each other's clitorises... also known as Cochise bumping... see Tracy Lee Freeman's diagram for further images

Hey Christina, would you like to try the art of cooter bumping with me?

by Albert Jason Einstein January 5, 2017

Rooted Cooter

Stretched out vagina. It can either be a permanent condition

Permanent condition:"That bitch has 5 kids, you know shes got a rooted cooter".

Or temporary: Your girl comes home, and you feel her up and she feels like she has just been fucked. She has a rooted cooter...

by Mike (Cooter Rooter) June 9, 2008

Sour Cootch

The choice name for a person acting the fool; a misinformed individual; dummy

Can also be a person who does cocaine, loves Murs unconditionally, anyone who says " I spit my game and talk my shit"

Karissa quit being such a sour cootch.

by rebelsoulchile December 2, 2010

Al Cootie

A terrible disease contracted by Allie Howland. Symptoms include: slight nausea, extreme cravings for mac+cheese, urges to purchase every new bath product at CVS, urges to give the middle finger to just about everyone, and reckless driving. To cure this terrible disease please contact 1800-NoMoreAl.

Peter: "omg! I just got Al Cootie from sharing trail mix with Allie Howland"
Jan: "You should have known better"
Peter: "I better call 1800-NoMoreAl right away!"

by Lynn-meister October 12, 2012

Hood rat cooties

when a particular person comes in contact with a hood rat, (such as Tara, Bobbi, Rachel, and/or Betsy)...meow...may begin to experience redness in hive-like designs on the arms and/or legs, followed by a severe projectile diarrea...(in which may be used in finger painting and such crafts... i.e. Sunday school. This infection will last between 2 weeks and 4 years. good luck

"i've been peeing out my ass...I think i have the hood rat cooties...damn!"

by the clap queen August 13, 2008