mirth control

What a really bad comedian engages in.

We thought we might enjoy the comedy club but apparently the comedian had taken a mirth control pill and wasn't funny at all.

by Goodmalood December 11, 2008

self control

sex

connor: liv doesn’t have self control

by dontbeshyputsummore June 21, 2020

pedo control

A test that defines if you are pedo, or not.

Man, I knew he wouldn't pass the pedo control.

by Mrci December 12, 2021

External locus of control

It's called "NOT BEING A SOLIPSIST."

Hym "That's literally all an external locus of control is. The absence of solipsistic delusion."

by Hym Iam March 21, 2024

Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip

When two dudes jack off to the Taco Bell Quesalupa commercial's close-up food shots with Patrick Stewart from Logan doing the voiceovers, and then they both finish into a Niquil measuring cup. After high-fiving, the two dudes dip their limp dicks into the combined cum, then they lick it off of each other. This is the most important part, though: afterwards, the two dudes must look each other dead in the eye and say "no homo" at the exact same moment. If this does not happen, this is no longer called the "Controlled" Nacho Cheese Dip and is now called the "Fucking Gay" Nacho Cheese Dip.

GUY 1: "Bro, I just performed the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip with my friend!"
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."

by png.mp3 May 30, 2018

Psychologically control

Give me a break. You're definitely trying. And the manner in which you're attempting to do it is wildly offensive and is LITERALLY something NO ONE WOULD ADMIT TO DOING PUBLICLY. Get it? And, thus, the lack of coverage.

Hym "That's actually the entire motivation being shaming culture. Psychologically controlling other people to remediate the imaginary problems created by the narcissistic delusion of moral superiority. And what I mean by that is, the problem itself is only a problem in so far as it relates to a set of axiomatic presuppositions. Axiomatic presuppositions to which people don't have to adhere. You're not the arbiter of how I need to behave. I'm just going to keep doing whatever I'm doing until I'm done doing it and then I'm going to 'pull the pin' and 'hit the eject button.' And there is nothing you can do to convince me to change something that doesn't need to be changed."

by Hym Iam October 4, 2023

remoat control

Refers to da capability of raising and lowering a castle's drawbridge from a separate locale, without having to actually be right near said tiltable ramp to haul in da chains or let them out.

Sharp-eyed enemy archers or musketeers could quite possibly pick off a knight who was attempting to crank up a drawbridge manually, so having said vital operation be remoat controlled would be a lot safer, since said operator would not have to place himself in such "direct" harm's way while performing said attacking-army-thwarting task.

by QuacksO May 30, 2022