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A riddle asked to little children and is still unanswerable.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, to measure the amount, the chucker had to count, which only a human could. Well if the counter couldn't chuck and the chucker couldn't count then there is nothing each other could say. The only conclusion and the single solution is that chucking wood is gay.

No woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris.

The answer is Undefined
by Narto928 June 6, 2009
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Chuck Taylors

The illest shoe ever made. So simple yet so sick. I wore these shoes all my life. They were first made in the 1950's and have been worn since then by all types of people, including gangsta rappers, rockstars, b-ballers, skaters, and people who just like to chill. Now, due to faux pop-punkers like Avril Lavigne, Kelly Clarkson, and Green Day, they have become increasingly popular with trendy poser chicks. Some geeky goth kids wear em too. But thanks to rappers such as the Game they are being reclaimed by blacks, the group that really rocked them in the first place. I don't really care what clique wears them, I'm gonna keep wearing them forever. I just hope the females don't completely take over the shoe and make it a feminine shoe to wear like they did the Adidas superstar. Oh well. They still rock, and always will.
Oh, and only posers buy the lame low top chucks. High tops all the way, baby!
Uh, yeah, I said everything I wanted.
by Jam Master J April 26, 2005
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chucklefucker

a woman who has sex with comedians - genereally, one who waits outside or backstage after comedy shows to perform sexual favors on the comedians.
After the Saturday second show, Pauly took this chucklefucker backstage and she gave him a blowjob.
by Kooyah May 18, 2006
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chuckle brothers

common name for highly attractive Gary & Phil Neville of ManYoo and England "fame"
"Wonder which one of the Chuckle Brothers is playing tonight?"
by lefteyegoggle October 11, 2005
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Chuck flash

A Chuck flash is when you don't remember something your friends say is important, and they say ONE WORD or you see a picture, and suddenly you remember every detail of the incident. Called a Chuck flash because on the NBC show Chuck, the main character (Chuck) has a supercomputer in his brain, and all it takes to trigger a lot of important details in the supercomputer is a picture, or a name, or a face.
Jenny: Well, you know my favorite Disney movie right?
AJ: Uhm...gimme a hint?
Jenny: tick tock crocodile
AJ: -plays entire watch-swallowing crocodile scene from Peter Pan in mind- OH! Peter Pan! I just had a Chuck flash.
by DJ Technology January 14, 2008
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Chuck

A legend, A hero, A local Folk-lore
That guy Reminds me of The Chuck!
by Skippydedoda January 13, 2011
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chuckin

by pedro prado October 9, 2003
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