clown slave

A person that works at McDonalds, or an ICP fan. Or both.

That guy is a clown slave! Look at his makeup!

by jarfy December 23, 2004

clownarchy

noun. A system or regime of corruption by which clowns make celebrities of non-celebrities.

"All the President's men made hot messes of themselves during a riotous clownarchy." -Vanity Glare, 2018 Feb

by @RealityWinner February 18, 2018

clownpig

An orange-skinned 70-year-old dimwitted buffoon pretending to be President.

Did you read clownpig’s tweets this morning?

by Zzkilla March 18, 2018

clown

good. i dont understand why everyone is so mean to clowns. all they want is to make you laugh. you heartless monsters just don't understand freedom of expression. just because they want a phat ass nose and some chunky funky shoes. let them live. they are just like you, but stronger. much stronger. their strength is immeasurable. therefore, be kind to them. the more you're scared of them, the more their hunger grows.

clowns...yeah

by avocadonumberr January 29, 2019

working for the clown

working at McDonald's

Jim must be desperate for a job, he's working for the clown!

by Yostiemonster February 2, 2006

clownskull

1. Someone who is both a numbskull, and a clown (see definitions #6, 8, 9)- similar to a stooge.
2. Someone whose skull is clown-like.

That Bill O'Reilly sure is a fucking clownskull.

by Daniel Johnston May 15, 2006

Clowning the rice

To screw something up badly.
Comes from Gene from Top Chef Season 5, Episode 5 where he messed up a dish.

"I was trying to make sushi instead I ended up clowning the rice."

by Idaho Sell December 19, 2008