My Best Friend's Birthday

The unfinished black and white first film of Quentin Tarantino. Half destroyed in a fire, it never got a general release, however you can get bootlegged copies of the remaining 34 minutes from places like eBay.

"I well wanna see My Best Friend's Birthday!"
"Oh, I've seen that!"
"You sure?"
"Yeah!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, with Julia Roberts right?"
"No, that's My Best Friend's Wedding."
"Oh."

by Olsen Pickett January 22, 2005

Platinum Birthday

When the day, month, and year of your birthday match.

Today is my Platinum Birthday - 08-08-08!

by stodan82 October 3, 2008

birthday sex

A Miller Lite, Bud Light, or other light beer served in a bottle with one sip replaced with a shot or half shot of vanilla flavored vodka (Svedka, Smirnoff, Stoli, etc.) Put your thumb on the top and gently flip the bottle over to mix. Tastes like cupcakes.

how'd you get so fucked up on just bud light?

i was actually drinking birthday sex.

by brokedownman July 19, 2010

birthday suitin'

BIRTHDAY SUITIN' derives from BIRTHDAY SUIT (naked body) and means FUCKIN'.

MIKE: What are you and Megan gonna do tonight?

JEFF: We're gonna be birthday suitin'!

by Peter Phil McCracken March 10, 2009

birthdanal

The act of engaging in anal sex during one's birthday is referred to as birthdanal (shortened from birthday-anal)

It is often thought of as a gift or favour from one's partner, something that they are only willing to do because it is the partner's birthday.

Care should be taken during birthdanal to avoid contracting birthdAIDS.

My girlfriend agreed to birthdanal.

by ItsAadam July 23, 2011

berthole

what one rams his bertramrod into.

bertram: hey can i borow your berthole?
sean: no

by Bob Mcfuckpants July 31, 2007

Birth control shirt

A ugly word created by a whore full of misandry.

Stupid cunt mocking her husbands shirt. She is fat, ugly, and no man would dip his dick in it.

Birth control shirt.

by Anti-misandry, Anti-mysagonist June 10, 2021