desmond bollocks

the formal version of the popular meme; deez nuts.

man: knock knock
mbn: who is there
man: des
mbn: des who
man: desmond bollocks lol
mbn: shit

by zleed May 6, 2021

Clammy Bollock

When a man takes the one long step over and over to try and unscramble his balls

Oh for fucks sake lad , you got clammy bollock!

by anonymous August 13, 2021

Truman Boller

2 midgets put together by a wizard to make this really uncomfortably tall highschool graduate. Though he’s creepily tall, he’s very funny and sweet. He’s very 50/50 with girls and has no idea what the right time is. ever. or the right thing to say. Truman also has no idea what no means, sometimes it leads to funny situations, over times you want to break his teeth. Over all, Truman is a very great friend. Please stop flirting with my friends :,)

Guy 1: Hey look it’s Truman Boller!!
Guy 2: Wow! He so tall!
Guy 3: He kinda looks like steve from stranger things if he was addicted to meth

by TaylorJane03 August 13, 2021

Truman Boller

one of the singers in You Say by Jackson Goulding and Truman Boller

listener one: have you heard of the song you say?
listener two: Yes! I head Truman Boller sings some of it

by TaylorJane03 August 13, 2021

straw bollocks

INSULT!!
""Your only a Straw-Bollocks""
Useless....., good for nothing!, waste of space!!
Straw!....comes from a poor substitute for hay when feeding cows

Bollocks!.....comes from balls, bastard, low down and sweaty!.......
Put together....."Straw Bollocks".....

You know, your only a f@#king "Straw Bollocks " when all is said and done!

by Edenhill boy September 9, 2021

Treyton Bolles

This that one kid that is one of the gayest people you will ever know and he probably likes sucking big weaner he will try to reach over and touch your balls and he likes black girls

Exsample one

Person one: i got a girlfriend she’s black

person two: dude your being a treyton bolles

by BlackGirlfriend September 12, 2021

Spaghetti Bollock Naked

When you go to an Italian nudist retreat

"Me and my wife went to go get Spaghetti Bollock Naked, little underrated in my opinion"

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022