by Lindsay lowone February 17, 2009
Get the Boat Head mug.'I broke ma boat' is gibberish that flows from the mouth whilst eating cookies when a person tries to say 'Look, theres the hat'.
Other variations include:
'I bwoak ma but'
'I boak ma boat'
'A buk ma but'
(It is refered to as 'I broke ma boat' because it is the only possible sentance that makes sense'
Other variations include:
'I bwoak ma but'
'I boak ma boat'
'A buk ma but'
(It is refered to as 'I broke ma boat' because it is the only possible sentance that makes sense'
Person 1: I like cookies. (Begins eating)
Person 2: Well duh, you just bought them.
Person 1 (while pointing): I BROKE MA BOAT!
Person 2: What?
Person 1 (after swallowing): Look, theres the hat!
Person2: So it is.
Person 2: Well duh, you just bought them.
Person 1 (while pointing): I BROKE MA BOAT!
Person 2: What?
Person 1 (after swallowing): Look, theres the hat!
Person2: So it is.
by met388 August 19, 2009
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by bill April 3, 2003
Get the row the boat mug.Another word for Cunt. On a website known as the5thplace, swearing became a big problem. So a swearfilter was introduced in order to stop it. The word 'fuck' would be replaced with 'duck'. 'Shit' with 'ship', so 'cunt' became 'boat'. Many years later, with the filter gone, many people around the world now use the word 'boat' instead of cunt
Hey you stupid boat!
by Melia-the5thplace August 27, 2006
Get the Boat mug.An amphibious vehicle used to transport people from one area to another via water (duh).
a boat is commonly used by rednecks to escape from the old lady and drink lots of beer. They tend to use the excuse that they are fishing, although really they are just drinking lots of beer and watching the water.
Many times a boat can also be used to transport illegal aliens from Cuba(and other Latin American countries) to the United States. Often these boats are captured, repainted, and sold to rednecks.
Loads of middle class white men want boats, but they never get them. Only the bold white trash people get them.
A very costly mistake of some people is to confuse a boat with a yacht or a ship. Only rich people can afford those, or a redneck with no house. Therefor they are not in the category of boats.
African Americans never want boats, because they cant swim.
a boat is commonly used by rednecks to escape from the old lady and drink lots of beer. They tend to use the excuse that they are fishing, although really they are just drinking lots of beer and watching the water.
Many times a boat can also be used to transport illegal aliens from Cuba(and other Latin American countries) to the United States. Often these boats are captured, repainted, and sold to rednecks.
Loads of middle class white men want boats, but they never get them. Only the bold white trash people get them.
A very costly mistake of some people is to confuse a boat with a yacht or a ship. Only rich people can afford those, or a redneck with no house. Therefor they are not in the category of boats.
African Americans never want boats, because they cant swim.
by Habeeb May 15, 2006
Get the boat mug.A female who bums free rides and beer, by means of whorish antics which include showing titties, on wakeboarding boats leased by men in their mid-20's who are inflated with steroid-enhanced muscles and wear their flat-brimmed hats backwards and have sweet barbed wire tattoos on their biceps.
Damn, that poor guy went broke buying his boat just to pick up those slutbag boat hookers on the weekends.
by Robots January 1, 2008
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by RicksRubicon December 9, 2008
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