Bloonsed

When a rogue mod goes on a killing spree

Damn Tc got hella bloonsed

by Mystxc June 12, 2018

Bloody Monday

noun; The timing of any sexual act with a woman who is menstruating.

Her: We cant have sex, I'm on my period.
Him: Sweet! I love Bloody Mondays
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Her: If you wanna fuck me without protection, it needs to be on a Bloody Monday.

by Benjamin Gunsmith August 31, 2018

Bloody Export

You need a pregnant woman, a "surgeon" and a willing consumer of the Bloody Export.

When a naked pregnant woman perfoms a handstand and spreads her legs showing the genital region.

The "surgeon" pours vodka inside of the pregnant woman's vagina, and then performs a coat hanger abortion whisking the vodka and the fetus until a smooth consistency.
The woman then stands with her vagina over the mouth of the consumer. The (lucky) consumer then consumes the whisked up remains of a fetus and vodka there by performing a bloody export.

I was worried about having a child with my house mate. But everything's ok. I performed a bloody export on her and got to be the lucky consumer of it.

by Dylong October 28, 2018

Bloody Potato

When a male with a chode sleeps with a female on her period

"Sup, chode! Can't believe you nailed her with a bloody potato!"

by Basic Grizz January 11, 2019

Bloons TD Battles

Game created by Ninja Kiwi. A multiplayer version of Bloons TD. People say “BTD Battles”, “Bloons TD Battles”, “BTDB” or “Bloons Tower Defense Battles”.

Friend: hey, wanna play Bloons TD Battles?
Me: sure

by powerflamex March 1, 2019

Bloody Elk

When you mess up your spelling and autocorrect thinks bloody elk is what you meant.

but you go with it. that's a Bloody Elk moment.

something mildly to very frustrating happens and all you can say is "Bloody Elk"
or a "Bloody Elk Moment" when you do something stupid that doesn't go great and you know well S*** that's a "bloody Elk Moment"

by Adelaide Guru October 23, 2019

Bloomfield High school

A diverse High school , with a lot of hoes and thots. There’s a bunch of Ecuadorians that play soccer and discriminate other people’s culture and ethnicity. The cheer leaders are mostly hoes same with the football team. And the known girls in the school are one of the most fakest bitches with the ugliest personalities. It’s also where freshman girls start to compete on going to prom all four years of high school. There are some realest people out there, just watch who you become friends with.

I go to Bloomfield High School , everything got worst after class of 2019 left.

by most accurate April 13, 2020