August 4th

The day hope went to bed earlier than mark!!

Person 1: “no have you heard that hope went to bed earlier than mark?”
Person 2: “no wayyyy that’s crazy bro, on august 4th too!”

by Marklovesjesus.com August 4, 2022

August 5th

A divine Feminine with a heart of gold was born

August 5th, Nature created a wonderful serendipity

by Just'Griffen August 4, 2022

August 5

National use a cheesy pick up line day

“Hey girl you so hot you make the devil sweat”

“That was awful”

“Well it is August 5th”

by thescrunckles August 4, 2022

August 5th

Beat the shit out of your sister.

Hey its August 5th imma go beat my sister to death.

by saturnXD August 5, 2022

6 august

is the international Henpecked Man's Day. Men who haven't bend to women yet, are u serious?

congratulations on 6 August! You're acting like pussy, henpecked!

by ahahahahahhawhoooo August 6, 2022

August 15th

National send titty pictures day

You gotta send Titty pics yo your bf bc it’s august 15th

by User7272628 August 15, 2022

August 19

August 19th is national Kiss Your Boyfriend Day. Today is the day that you should kiss your boyfriend. If you don't then you are a bad person.

Josh: Oh my gosh! Todays August 19th!
Tyler: What's so special about that?
Josh: It's National Kiss Your Boyfriend Day!

Tyler: Really?
Josh: Yeah!
Tyler: Well I guess that means *smooch*

by Tiktok: vibes._.char August 18, 2022