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alphaburp

to burp the whole alphabet in one go
A person that can alphaburp is always popular with the boys.
by JingleFairy May 11, 2015
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alphabetical laughter

When chatting on the internet you laugh so hard that rather than typing "lol" you randomly smash the keyboard and the result resembles something like hjdskfhkdfkdsj
(alphabetical laughter is commonly seen in a chatroom/private message setting)

guy 1: my dog just ate a box of crayons then left a rainbow in the neighbors yard...

guy 2: hdskjfhsdkfjhdsl
by lIl_Pandora_lIl July 24, 2015
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alpha drunk

A person that can drink and get home just fine
Jake is such an alpha drunk
by Billbobjimmy May 1, 2016
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alpha man

A term with a somewhat subjective meaning which refers to a man who's considered high in status or a paradigm of masculinity. Originated in 1989 by martial artist instructor Marc "Animal" McYoung.

How it's measured however varies a lot depending on who's using it.

Sometimes it refers to a stereotypical 'macho', gangsta, jock, or tough guy, other times it refers to a ladies man or playboy who has sex with lots of beautiful women, or other times a guy who's wealthy or socially powerful, such as a successful entrepreneur, CEO, etc.

As mentioned above often it's just used to refer to superficial and stereotypically "manly" qualities, other times however it refers to character traits independent from a man's material status, such as strength, courage, mastery, and honor.

A beta man is an average or below average man on the 'alpha' scale; either a guy who's not very socially respected or attractive to women, or one who demonstrates weak or spineless behavior in general, sometimes posers and fake 'alphas' get referred to as betas as well.
Chuck Norris is such an alpha man that he can have sex with any woman OR man he wants... of any species.
by Anon989989 October 13, 2016
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Alphaclub

It's a stage in your life of when you officially learn your abc's
Jac- Aye Brahim do you know your abc's?

Brahim-hell yea I do

Jac-then you in the alphaclub
by Brett the great NCG October 27, 2016
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alpha tau

Alpha Tau is known to be a shortening of the sorority Alpha Sigma Tau. Alpha Sigma Tau is one of the oldest national sororities in the USA. It was founded in 1899.
Are those girls in Alpha Tau? Yea, Alpha Tau or Alpha Sigma Tau. It's the same sorority.
by GillieTheKid February 5, 2017
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alpha me

Desire to have your sex partner to "take you" "rule you" be the "aggressor" and therefore be submissive to thier desires. Usually a rougher more animal like encounter.
"Oh baby, will you please alpha me all night long?"
by lanina333 March 1, 2017
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